colton @Coltons_thought

If I have to ghost one more person and I’m calling Ghost Busters. 😂 Joined June 2020

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

Why is this the app for exactly what I’m feeling right now.

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

Nothing worse than being a motorcycle rider who has to drive a car... these things slow af.

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

When I was in 8th grade a dude named hunter stomped my head into the ground. And Hunter if you see this I just want you to know we good bro! 🙏

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

It’s forever and always or never and don’t. Remember that y’all.

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

Are we talking Special Victims Unit or Criminal Intent? I know we ain’t talking about “trial by jury” 😂

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

Are we talking Special Victims Unit or Criminal Intent? I know we ain’t talking about “trial by jury” 😂

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

I just wanna say I’m guilty of being sexist... Because I would never hit a woman but I’ll smack the shit out of a dude. And if that’s wrong I don’t wanna be right 😂

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If I live in the same town for a year and go to the same store everyday before work and get the same cup of coffee, and the dude behind the counter still doesn’t know my name... time to move, towns to big! 😂

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

Update: my future wife doesn’t like nickelback... she just went from a 10 to a 6.5... time to call Ghost Busters 😂

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

When chicks say “You’re not ready for me😈” Like yes Taylor I’m sure you lay there better than everyone else 🤦‍♂️ smh Vanilla is not the move.

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

Campfire. A beer. And my best friend. What a weekend that could be

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colton @Coltons_thought

5 years ago

Her eyes, her perfect smile, her adorable laugh, her messy morning bun, the way she looks at you when you compliment her.. ya go ahead and send her a text, the one you just thought about. I didn’t so I’m telling you from experience go get her my dude!