Special Sauce @ComdomInAPocket
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I’ve never actually run into someone at the airport. Is that only in the movies?
SNL botching the episode after the election might be my 13th reason
I think my Uber driver just heard his girlfriend getting railed and honestly I wanna give him a hug
Do you think every guy does a little dance when they find out their girl started their period? Or is that just me?
The whole earth is really going with the Mexico filter today
Listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd makes me feel like I could run through a brick wall. Or drive a car through a brick wall. Fuck it where are my keys
When someone whips out tequila at the pregame
Seeing my girl naked for the 1000th time
Beers have been flowing. Burner might be real active tonight
Staying at my girls place for this weekend. You know what that means. Gonna smell like a bath and body works this weekend. Not complaining.
I think royal family is just making this shit up to try and upstage Taylor Swift’s new album
Out of quarters for laundry - my oh my is it a bad time to be one of my pockets
If you take a dump in the ocean or a lake, do you need to wipe? Or is that just like a bidet?
M-I-Z!!
POV: you’re a beer and it’s 5 O’Clock
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Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
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CMT St. Louis @CMT_STL
3K Followers 1K Following CMT leads advocacy efforts to expand light rail as the critical component of an integrated, affordable and convenient public transportation system in St. Louis
Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI
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Dean Withers @itsdeaann
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Barstool Marquette @MarqStool
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Ben Steele @BenSteeleMJS
11K Followers 6K Following Marquette men's basketball beat writer for @journalsentinel / / https://t.co/DUQwne2ivU // [email protected]
Images That Make You ... @ManMilk2
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Marquette Basketball @MarquetteMBB
51K Followers 791 Following Official account of Marquette Golden Eagles Men's Basketball team. Member of the @BIGEAST. Lost in the fight. #MUBB | #WeAreMarquette
St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues
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Mike Wazowski @Mike69Wazowski
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not the father @ojsglove3000
31 Followers 41 Following portability of the mind. permanence of the pen.
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