Hoya @CommanderHoya

In a relationship. Survived a Jem'Hadar prison camp, lead prisoners to victory against a Dominion squadron, saw worm hole aliens. And resistant to most poisons! DS9 Joined April 2018

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7 years ago

Amphibian loves Android: Webbed hands on exposed circuits. Sparks flying. Can you believe he has infalible memory, functioning anatomy.

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7 years ago

So, @ActualLore, should we have @ProphetSisko or @HowManyLights perform our wedding ceremony?

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7 years ago

Feeling like a princess.

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7 years ago

Finally, I have completed the quest given to me by the prophets: I have found true love.

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8 years ago

I’m going to take shuttle to Riza and try to find a job/love there. I don’t think anyone on this station will notice. A poem: The O’Briens perform fellatio, I leave this deep space 9.

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8 years ago

A poem: Trapped between two butts. O’Brien’s butt and O’Brien’s butt, and nobody will beam me out, but I will survive.

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8 years ago

I’M STILL STUCK INSIDE THE O’BRIENS GET ME OUT!

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8 years ago

A poem: DS9 Prison camp, outpost, command station. And me. A Benzite, a commander in Starfleet, a commander of nothing. I fear big O’Brien.

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8 years ago

A poem: If I were giant O’Brien would Dax notice me?

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8 years ago

Some geneticist think my species was manufactured by an ancient civilization. I’m concerned with how to get off this damn station!

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8 years ago

A poem: Dax

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8 years ago

A poem: Odo is my worm hole

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8 years ago

A poem: Webbed hands but no oceans or lakes, just space

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8 years ago

Am I an amphibian? Why do I stay at this station? When will Odo exit my system?

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8 years ago

A poem: I drank Odo now the stars are Morn.

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8 years ago

A poem: Sisko took my ship, Janeway took my command, O’Brien took my underwear. This station sucks.

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8 years ago

A poem: Your rejection of my love I give four thumbs down, Dax: love me.

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8 years ago

With all due respect, @ProphetSisko, you’re going down in our future earthling sports game.

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8 years ago

I’ve been fired from Starfleet! @Real_Morn_DS9, can you book me passage to Luria?

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8 years ago

This station is a disaster! @ProphetSisko we’re headed right to the wormhole! Everyone’s become addicted to white. What am I in command of if not my sanity? Somebody relieve me of duty!