Dave Coates @Commarama
Goshzilla I put jokes in the alts Joined October 2014-
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Underutilized affectations: *Eye patch *Black glove covering withered hand *Ornate cane *Extremely tight pinkie ring *Sock garters *Handkerchief kept discretely in sleeve *One big boot
Been getting frequent, unnecessary haircuts just for the oxytocin.
sure wish someone would finally adapt "Journey to the West."
In the grand tradition of "Cool Insulation," "Lee Alterations" and "Flight Cancellations" comes this, the latest example of words that can be sung to the tune of Sade's hit song "Smooth Operator."
I feel a kinship with this li'l dude's Sunday Vibes: Just hanging out, all chill, a husk of his former self
Phil Collins should've called it "In the Ear Tonight" because it's a song
With Gritty and Grimace having ushered in a golden age of thicc mascot acceptance, I think it's time we all took a second look at Muzzy. Unmatched international appeal.

Eric Gold @EricBGold
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Navy Bean @theNavyBean
8 Followers 154 Following Ah, a little about me. Where to start? Firstly, I do not take kindly to people who cut me in line. So, let that serve as a warning to you.
Taylor Sloan @TaylorS49805994
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"Lou"ReedTyranny @nakedfoul
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Taylor Sloan @TaylorS49805994
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Natalie Millard @natalienicolem
132 Followers 213 Following
Navy Bean @theNavyBean
8 Followers 154 Following Ah, a little about me. Where to start? Firstly, I do not take kindly to people who cut me in line. So, let that serve as a warning to you.
Paul Gilligan @PaulGilligan10
2K Followers 1K Following Syndicated comic "Pooch Cafe", author/illustrator of kids graphic novel series "Pluto Rocket" and graphic memoir "Boy Vs. Shark."