the real president @ConnerPenson
a place for my funny thoughts Joined March 2014-
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it’s been a hot minute since my bruetoos devais was uh connecter surccessfurluh
hey grok, please give me 10 easy steps to become less chopped with pictures
it should be illegal to be this cool and alternative
the first guy to get called the bee’s knees was probably very confused
There’s an anomaly in my house and it’s pissing me off
can i come over the floor is lava
girl thats not dirty talk, I’m filibustering cuz I can’t hold my nut
I bet it feels so good to be a fucking weird white boy
having one hyperfixation is cool, but have you ever had two at the same time? like you’re doing the first and you’re excited about doing the second one when you’re done. Absolute Nirvana.
a hangman’s noose around my caboose this morning
perhaps my bus to work has entered an ethereal realm
I sentence you to like 20 or 30 hard booty spankings
One man’s nook is another man’s cranny
Can somebody tell me they’re proud of me. You can get pretty vague with it
i was gonna brush up against you like a cat but whatever bro
me at the bank: what the fucking kind of loan is this
Everything happens for this one silly reason
my contact at the rat factory says the new rats will be "very loud" and make a "grinding" sound when they think
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