Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

There are 2 types of people in this world: 1) People with basic home-training. 2) People with metallic ballsack trailer hitch attachments.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

It’s amazing what you can get done when you just do the work.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

It was Marsellus Wallace’s soul in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

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Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck

6 years ago

Beth, This war has worn me down. I have decided to return home to you and retire to the farms. I love you, and look forward to the remainder of our days together. See you soon. -Andrew

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Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP

6 years ago

This is hands down the discontinued snack/candy/soda I think about most often and miss the most. What's yours?

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Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360

6 years ago

You said "what punishment of gods are not gifts. Do you really believe that?" @andersoncooper, choking back tears, asks Stephen Colbert, as they discuss grief. "Yes," replies the comedian. "It's a gift to exist and with existence comes suffering. There's no escaping that."

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

I am ashamed of the fact that, at one point, Soulja Boy was even remotely relevant.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

Why would someone take good alcohol and fuck it up by adding in tomato juice and celery and whatever the hell else is in a Bloody Mary?

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

It’s time that someone told the fast food industry that breakfast isn’t over until 11, not 10:30.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

Billie Eilish makes music for people who steal cigarettes out of their mom’s purse.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

Going to Virginia Beach is like buying generic brand cereal. It’s like a regular beach...but worse.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

18yo graduates can’t tell you anything about utilizing leverage to acquire assets that generate wealth, but thank God we taught them how many wives King Henry the 8th had.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

If schools spent more time teaching kids about personal finance and about vocational skills, we’d have a more financially stable generation coming up.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

Caitlyn Jenner looks like Fire Marshall Bill.

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Conner Stevenson @ConnerStevenso1

6 years ago

Billie Eilish’s music is straight garbage.

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TheStreet @TheStreet

7 years ago

With the Dow up 183.33 points, it looks like @jimcramer is finally going to get a positive market for his Action Alerts Plus investing call. Here's how you can get in on the action: buff.ly/2QUMWdQ