J. BATE$ @ContextCollapse

All context is in collapse. 🌎 bsky.app/profile/contex… Chicago, IL Joined June 2009

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J. BATE$ @ContextCollapse

2 months ago

The FOX ⚾️pre/post team is worthless. Asked who they think will win the World Series - BIG SURPRISE - Jeter/ARod say Yankees, Big Papi says Red Sox 🙄 Also just dumb predictions - neither will happen. #AllStarGame

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2 months ago

National broadcasters obsession with having players mic'd is always unenjoyable, and this pitcher/catcher combo (while watching them lose bc of it) is the most cringe one I've ever seen! NEVER AGAIN! #AllStarGame

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5 months ago

#VladimirStop

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Brian Allen @allenanalysis

7 months ago

Oh, so when J.D. Vance was grandstanding in a grocery store about $4 eggs under Kamala Harris, it was a national crisis—but now that eggs are hitting $15 under Trump and Vance, suddenly it’s crickets? Where’s the viral outrage video now, J.D.? Where’s the finger-pointing, the…

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

6 years ago

Donald Trump believes climate change is a hoax. Donald Trump is an idiot.

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. @hipsterrunoff

16 years ago

does n e 1 know who Taylor Swift is? Saw him on trending topics. Sounds like a 'slimy politician.'

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J. BATE$ @ContextCollapse

a year ago

I love whenever Trump is asked about JD Vance, because he always makes it so apparent that he doesn't give a shit about that guy and barely speaks to him.

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$ @slayyyter

a year ago

i didn't hear a single bird on the summer breeze this year fuck my lifeeee

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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets

a year ago

I’d pay good money to have this guy introduce Trump at ALL of his campaign events. 😂😂

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J. BATE$ @ContextCollapse

a year ago

It's wild that Minnesota updated the state flag two weeks ago, and still nobody's history has been erased! #MNStateFlag #Minnesota #Flags

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a year ago

2011 #Netflix #PalmPre #ADifferentWorld #Tech #RetroTech

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J. BATE$ @ContextCollapse

3 years ago

It's cool that Tom is back in blink-182, but a fact that's undeniable is that both "California" and "Nine" were better records than (his last) "Neighborhoods". We better not be getting pouty, too-good-for-punk Tom again. @blink182 #blink182 #tomdelonge #mattskiba

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J. BATE$ @ContextCollapse

3 years ago

Ahh, memories

Maps & Atlases @mapsnatlases

7 years ago

Ahh, memories

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J. BATE$ @ContextCollapse

3 years ago

Literally these notifications next to each other on my phone. #Chicago is schizophrenic. 🤪 #NASCAR #Racing #StreetRacing 🏎 @nbcchicago @LoriLightfoot

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4 years ago

I can't wait to be friends with all my friends again once their kids turn 18 lol. 🤷‍♂️

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International Soup @Inter_Soup

4 years ago

#SesameStreet A plastic water bottle and a paper towel roll

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4 years ago

"During every concert, Frank Sinatra had a dirty circle pit... and was breathing dirt. Did you know that? That's some rock & roll history for you." -The Bled at @RiotFest #TheBled #RiotFest #RiotFestSucks #TrueRockHistory

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4 years ago

They wouldn't let me in the bounce house

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Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich

4 years ago

met a Chicago punk tonight (age 25) who had never heard of the alkaline trio, Rise Against, the Lawrence arms, the fireside bowl. He looked at me like I was a crazy person. He told me about bands and venues and I had no fucking idea. The world turns, folks. It's all for the best