Cookess @Cookess2

Houston, TX Joined April 2020

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Milo Hamilton’s Microphone @MicrophoneMilo

5 days ago

#Astros are 25th in the Majors in total runs scored. Every AL West team is ahead of them this year in this category. Injuries can only be blamed so much. Changes gotta be made this offseason. It’s gotten worse and worse each year since 2021.

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Kyle Tucker’s Son ©️ @Tuckplswin

3 weeks ago

Houston watching a healthy Astros lineup with Yordan and Meyers back still leave 14 runners on as the bullpen gives up 7 runs (we’re so fucked)

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(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX

4 weeks ago

The Mariners will give away a “Tied for 1st place for 1 day in August” commemorative banner to the first 10,000 fans at their next home game, per @RyanDivish

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Cookess @Cookess2

4 weeks ago

CORREAAAA

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Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1

a month ago

If Pena is hurt from being rushed back I will make Jan 6 look like a picnic.

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greg @greg16676935420

a month ago

You know the Tsunami is serious when even SpongeBob and Gary are evacuating

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Mark Berman @MarkBerman_

2 months ago

Astros pitching held Shohei Ohtani to 1-11 with two walks. No runs scored. No RBIs.

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Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers

2 months ago

FINAL: Astros 5, #Dodgers 1

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Garrett, The Car Guy. Fort Bend Toyota @houstonfan4life

2 months ago

THEY BOO HIM ALL GAME LONG! AND HE STILL SIGNS AUTOGRAPHS FOR DODGER FANS. JOSE ALTUVE THEY WILL NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU. THE 🐐

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Cookess @Cookess2

2 months ago

Eva ✨ @evahugsyou

2 months ago

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Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers

2 months ago

FINAL: Astros 18, #Dodgers 1

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Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13

2 months ago

Hunter Brown: ⚾️ 1.82 ERA - 1st in MLB ⚾️ 9 wins - tied 2nd in MLB ⚾️ 0.90 WHIP - 4th in MLB ⚾️ .180 BAA - 1st in MLB Cy Young

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Astros Future @AstrosFuture

2 months ago

Hunter Brown with another great outing: 6 IP | 6 H | 2 R | 2 ER | 1 BB | 8 K He has a 1.82 ERA this season! #Astros #BuiltForThis

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Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart

2 months ago

Most hits in Astros history: Craig Biggio 3,060 Jose Altuve 2,315 Jeff Bagwell 2,314

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Houston Astros @astros

2 months ago

🔕🔕🔕 #BuiltForThis

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Washington Nationals @Nationals

3 months ago

big MLB doesn’t want you to see this

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Matt Kawahara @matthewkawahara

3 months ago

Hunter Brown on the hit-by-pitch and exchange with Zach Neto: "Honestly, he almost swung. So I don’t know what he’s talking about. Guy stands right on top of the plate, doesn’t like when he gets hit, that’s his problem."

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Milo Hamilton’s Microphone @MicrophoneMilo

3 months ago

Just an atrocious situational hitting team. This could end up being a very bad road-trip. Burning high leverage pitchers in losses because we can’t manufacture runs like a professional team more than once or twice per week. #Astros