Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

No no bc I get the urge to ask my friends this but it’s implied it wouldn’t make sense, like asking if I still like my dog if a friend is visiting shelters 🤔

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

Did everyone else *just* find out about Dilbert guy? I read his book years ago and found out a few chapters in 🫣

Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker

3 years ago

Did everyone else *just* find out about Dilbert guy? I read his book years ago and found out a few chapters in 🫣

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

I get that people enjoy them but Nick’s half asleep crazy hair heart of gold thing just makes me yawn. Meredith has a volume limit on her men. #GreysAnatomy

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

Not a single person opposed to this tweet seems to be an actual business owner. Heh.

Nina Turner @ninaturner

3 years ago

Not a single person opposed to this tweet seems to be an actual business owner. Heh.

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

You’ve reminded me that I somehow have the entire collection on my phone and I need to make my way through it. ($7/book and no collections to be found 😭)

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. @MarisaKabas

3 years ago

louis ck played madison square garden last night. cancel culture is not real.

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

I’m so glad I stopped to read this thread bc the orgasm to sponsored content pipeline has me rolling

soup girl @jasminericegirl

3 years ago

I’m so glad I stopped to read this thread bc the orgasm to sponsored content pipeline has me rolling

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DC. But I manage to fit Martha and Thomas getting blown away in every single IP. Shazam, Aquaman, Flash, Mr. Terrific. There’s always a random scene where we firmly establish the Waynes and their pears are no more.

Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

I love how I knew this would be taken seriously in the replies 🫣

David C Bell @MovieHooligan

3 years ago

I love how I knew this would be taken seriously in the replies 🫣

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

I can be both. He’s two don’t turn him against me yet 😵‍💫

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

We still here? Heh.

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Kay 💞 | Budding Misandrist @kaylalynette__

3 years ago

I brought collard greens to my job’s potluck and one of my coworkers said it looks gross. Y’all shoulda seen her face when I told her “well it’s all slaves really had to eat so it’s a traditional meal”

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Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan

3 years ago

Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

3 years ago

#butts

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

3 years ago

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.