Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

Freelance writer/journalist. Screenwriter. Novelist. Disappointment. He/him. 34. Demisexual/biromantic. Michigan Joined August 2013

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

That Lions opening drive was a thing of beauty.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

Cody again? #royalrumble

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

Stopped watching like six months ago and I could still predict everything that would happen in that match tonight. It was still fun, but those cheap endings have worn thin. #RoyalRumble

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

Lmao. The Eagles are just so bad. I don't care who the Lions play next week. We smoking both of these teams.

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Seth M. Fisher 🌹🏆 @Misopogon

2 years ago

Once again, I challenge anyone who thinks the refs hate their sports team to be a Lions fan for just one year.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

As a #DetroitLions fan, watching the Packers embarrass the Cowboys is the highlight of my year so far.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

#OnePride

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

Iffy is such a stud. #OnePride

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

More drives like that and this division is ours today. Come on, Lions.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

2 years ago

This Lions defense is stressing me out. I need to take my meds early today.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

3 years ago

Hearing Ed Harris call someone a "fucking camper" in the year 2022 will not be topped. Thanks, bye.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

3 years ago

Realizing I haven't made a non-wrestling tweet on here in like two years. Anyway, here's what still is my favorite meme of the year, bye:

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ethan @ethannestor

3 years ago

fuck america :D donate to planned parenthood! :) weareplannedparenthoodaction.org/onlineactions/…

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mako_endy @Ethan12353384

4 years ago

@Animetiddyy @Void_Dot_Exe He is mad

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It's really painful to see your dev friends who just want to make the best game the can make for a community that cares but have to make design decisions or enable predatory monetization/drip fee systems at the mandate of out of touch corpo execs who only care about stockholders.

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The A.V. Club @TheAVClub

4 years ago

These #Emmys bits have been so relentlessly unfunny, Conan O'Brien had to take matters into his own hands and create his own.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

4 years ago

Holy shit.

player/coach @CMPunk

4 years ago

Holy shit.

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

5 years ago

Thank you so much for the past year, fellas. I have been stuck in somewhat of a creative rut due to the circumstances of the world and my own mental health and watching your content has, in more ways than one, helped shake me free from it. I will never forget that. #MementoMori

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Corey Hoffmeyer @CoreyHoffmeyer

5 years ago

I have not been this impressed by Roman Reigns ever, though. For real. It just pisses me off even more that they waited this long to turn him heel. Outstanding work. #WWEClash