Corey Taft Writer @CoreyTaftWriter

Scriptwriter/Poet MFA Student @ CSULA - Film/TV/Theater Pack Theater Improv (Team - Pleather) ScriptPipeline TV Pilot Runner Up AustinFilmFest TV Semifinalist linktr.ee/coreytaft 🌎 Joined March 2020

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Corey Taft Writer @CoreyTaftWriter

a week ago

With so much homosexuality in this Disney movie it's kinda hard being Snoop D.O. double G But I somehow someway keep coming up with lyrics that read really really really gay

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3 weeks ago

Can we add the pitch clock to drive-thrus?

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a month ago

Ppl overestimate the power & ingenuity of large groups of ppl. As in being able to maintain a nefarious conspiracy. Hav u met people? Sure 1 or 2 of them will be brilliant & beautiful but 3 or 4 of them will be dumb & conceited. U don't think 1 of the conspirators would sell out?

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a month ago

Crumb-guzzlers beggin’ for clicks, callin’ them clues Pathos at the pulpit with insider tips, their bills are the dues Donnie Bankruptcy, a pagan of Trix afraid of the news I guess when you’re chock full of shit you got nothing to lose

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2 months ago

It’s not that I’m a bad person I’m just bad at being a person

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2 months ago

What are the odds Nathan Fielder spends a season showing and explaining to cats the process of where and how catfood is made?

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2 months ago

I just want someone to love me like the last ice cube loves the bottom of a plastic cup.

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3 months ago

(sigh) I was driving and I saw a woman in another car pick her nose and then put what I presume is a booger in her mouth. I assume she ate it. This isn't a joke. This isn't a bit. I'm just noting this so I don't forget that it happened.

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3 months ago

yo, ai, you haven't even figured out how to fix some of my crazy-spelled words so relax on the scriptwriting.

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3 months ago

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4 months ago

One of my favorite things about people crossing the street with their face in their phone is that they don't see me as I drive over their body.

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4 months ago

We're nearing the point where the current Homer and Marge Simpson were born after the premiere of The Simpsons in 1989.

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4 months ago

One easy way to bring more jobs back to the USA - bring back actual human beings as customer support/reps over the phone. And stop outsourcing that labor to India. Nothing against India but communication is likely easier when you're speaking to people in the same hemisphere.

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4 months ago

Abe Simpson went from being a older soldier serving in WWII to being a kid during WWII watching the Isotopes play.

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4 months ago

Drop Trap Nope Dope Rope

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5 months ago

What ever happened to QAnon? I'm guessing they found all the missing children they were so earnestly searching for.

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6 months ago

How much did Disney pay the New York Times for today's Wordle?

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6 months ago

Protesting with your ego is probably not gonna move the needle in any kind of meaningful manner. Protesting with your pocketbook. That's sadly the means for change these days. If you don't know this or get this, you're sadly not ready to make a difference. Also fuck your ego.