Devin Nunes's Prefrontal Cortex @CortexDevin
A cry for help from within Devin's skull x.com/AschConformity_ Neural Purgatory Joined March 2019-
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Alabama lawmaker wants to eliminate all marriage licences rather than issue them to same-sex couples bit.ly/2JxccrV
Australia braces as 'very dangerous' Cyclone Veronica bears down independent.co.uk/news/world/aus…
Yeah about that
Cow-ard🐄 fresnobee.com/news/politics-…
i can't possibly imagine that the mueller report will be any more damning than the voluminous public record attesting to the president being a big time crime doer who loves crimes
I thought about following Dinesh D'Souza to mess with his mentions, but jeez, talk about low-hanging fruit
@DevinCow To err is Nunes To forgive is bovine
National Park Service reports sinkhole has formed in George Washington Parkway. Closed indefinitely
Thank you for helping me reach 100 followers! I literally couldn’t have done it without you. Shout out to @CorgiResister @CortexDevin @DevinCo86113215 @DevinCow @DevinNiece @DevinMadCow @DDeclawed @DevinGrandma @DevinNunesCock @DevinNunesEgo @DevinNunesPenis @nunes_lawsuit
Can we stop pretending that George & Kelly Conway are doing anything other than setting the stage for their eventual speaking circuit “debate” tour? 💰
Devin can't sleep, clowns will eat him. Devin can't sleep, clowns will eat him.
Because of course, according to Fox, journalism is terrorism!
Because of course, according to Fox, journalism is terrorism!
Organs on strike? #OrgansOnStrike
Now, why didn’t I think of this? Great idea 🐄
Random thought: The Three Problem by Cixin Liu is scary as hell
"Hello brother." AFP's @JeromeTaylor reports on how the warm-hearted words an elderly Muslim reportedly used to greet a white supremacist gunman have become Christchurch's answer to his volley of hate u.afp.com/JT2e
JUST IN: Mozambique's minister of land and environment says death toll at 217 after cyclone, flooding

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