Coy Modem Knight @CoyModemKnight
Joined November 2015-
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More Customer Service awards in the offing: great work guys! #tossers
On and on, on and on... #clowns
Translation: "Forget it"! ^Bandy #clowns
Translation of bullshit: "We don't have enough rolling stock to meet demand: tough"! #clowns
Made up crap from ^Spotty at Thameslies! Train was cancelled due to an imbalance of stock at Three Bridges following last nights service melt-down caused by signalling failures. #liars
Poor ^Alfred continues to waste his time: Thameshite/GTR have no interest in resolving this issue. #clowns
Absolutely! They treat all passengers with equal contempt! #clowns
Translation: "No idea"! ^Snotty #clowns
Translation: "Hahaha, tough luck! If you'd like to give someone else a good laugh, here's a link". ^Bandy
Easy: years of practice! #clowns
Hopeless, just hopeless... #clowns
"Report to the on board colleague"? How about telling him to do what he's paid for? #clowns
(NOT) BREAKING NEWS: ^Snotty at Thameshite confirms the pointlessness of his existence, not that confirmation was necessary! #clowns
Looks like TfL have cloned the clowns at GTR! #hopeless
On and on, on and on it goes... #clowns
"Travel information"? Are you having a larf? ^Bandy ROL #clowns
Southern/Thameshite/GTR confirm that they'll obstruct the efforts of their victims to get home in every way they can! #despicable
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210K Followers 263 Following *Official account* 🚂 We own, operate and develop Britain’s rail infrastructure. Follow #PuttingPassengersFirst #RailwayUpgradePlan ➡️ Customer support 24/7@CoyModemKnight Can't help with this one. Next victim please! No, we can't help you either.
@CoyModemKnight Happy to leave the vulnerable stranded late at night.
@CoyModemKnight If we have an opportunity to bugger up your journey, we will! We're GTR and enjoy doing that!
@CoyModemKnight So booking office staff aren't trained for smart card technology. Who's surprised at that one!
@CoyModemKnight With GTR not giving a shit about a station where a lot of their trains stop.
@CoyModemKnight Don't blame us that the planners are not updated. It's nothing to do with us. ^Sophie.
@CoyModemKnight Didn't you know it was the job of the OBS to sit in the rear cab and just operate the doors at stations from there?
@CoyModemKnight If they can't comment on their services, what can they post?
@CoyModemKnight @SapperPantsoff So ^Scottie put messages to appear on the screens at Uckfield. No wonder that failed! A real genius at cluelessness!
@CoyModemKnight Which will show all services running when they won't.
@CoyModemKnight No, we don't give a jot about passenger safety. ^Sophie.
@CoyModemKnight The worst of the lot? It's got to be the GTR Twitter team!
@CoyModemKnight I'm sorry for your uncomfortable journey today. Please be aware that we always use all our available stock every day to ensure we provide you with an excellent service all day, every day.
@CoyModemKnight If we are really lucky, we will know what's running on 7 May by 1500 on 6 May.
@CoyModemKnight The app, after updates will still be as useless as during updates.
@CoyModemKnight The point of the X/Twitter show has proved to be so useless time and time again. P45s should be issued, and the last one out should turn off the lights.
@CoyModemKnight We are asking to prove that we care, even though we promise to ignore you when you tell us.
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