DadDontKnow @Cpl_Dont_Know
Dad, veteran, avid gamer, scotch drinker. BGen Francis X Hummel's nephew. Joined July 2015-
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I don't ask for much on this platform, but I'm asking for any help you can provide this young man and his family. Even if you can't donate, please share -- and help my friend honor his father. gofundme.com/f/in-loving-me…
My father calling me to complain about how the beer delivery to the liquor store he goes to for his daily 30 pack is late is the most 'my father' moment I've ever had.
The corpsman who responded to my mass casualty event in 2009 was denied the Bronze Star Medal with a Combat V and instead awarded a Navy Commendation Medal with a V because he was only a fresh HM3. He maneuvered through a minefield of secondary and tertiary improvised explosive…
This sucks big time.
Brilliant.
I know I spend too much time online because I don't watch Star Trek, I don't play FF, and I've never watched a Doctor Who episode in my entire life, but I get almost every joke or meme posted about those 3 subjects.
Major Order complete.
I drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade and now my stomach hurts and if this is getting older, just kill me now.
My littlest, the one who barely speaks so we try to give her what she asks for to encourage her to use her words, just came up to me and said 'daddy, can I have the Christmas please?' Help.
Final Major Order 📹CTBthanatos
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580 Followers 1K Following 1/20/1992 - 11/13/2023 RIP to the kindest, most joy filled, and loving soldier, husband, and dear, dear friend. You are forever loved.@Cpl_Dont_Know @The_Astronaut18 Honestly it would probably kill him to quit at this point
@Cpl_Dont_Know Buddys dad buys a 24 as soon as he clocks out at 5 every day. Stays up all night drinking and drinks a shot of vinegar when he wakes up to get the alcohol off his breath and he also claims it “sobers him up.”
@Cpl_Dont_Know @brentschmidt It can be tough being the kid in these situations. There is only so much you can realistically do. Keep some grace for yourself.
@Cpl_Dont_Know @The_Astronaut18 As a family friend known for chewing on or smoking cigars 24/7 once said, I'd rather kick the bucket than kick the habit.
Know what. My self-imposed exile is paused for a bit. Mostly because I’m a bit exhausted of all these internet randos making things up. Come on @catturd2 present your evidence. How are we McCain’s “frauds”. I’m eager to hear it!
I warned you about the McCains a long time ago - Total frauds - all off them.
In hindsight, the most unrealistic part of the Shield was the LAPD giving any fucks about a crooked cop.
@Cpl_Dont_Know @The_Astronaut18 Did he do this before retirement too?
@Cpl_Dont_Know I know someone that almost died doing this exact routine. Liver failure in the 40s, divorced, homeless. It can’t go on forever.
@Cpl_Dont_Know In the 80s the old German I worked for drank bud light all day then would take some home with him. I worked on Sundays where by 5pm he’d drank a suitcase and was headed home with a 6 pack. He was a miserable racist drunk.
Took a nap, now ready to go to Star Wars land and give the A-wing the finger
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@Cpl_Dont_Know Yeah mine passed away in Dec at 80. He was a long term high functioning alcoholic but still was in better shape than me at 44. Thought nothing of 20 mile bike rides. 😂🤣
@Cpl_Dont_Know So this is PLUS whatever he has at the bar
@Cpl_Dont_Know I don't think anyone really wants to acknowledge that a huge proportion of our labor is fueled by one functional addiction or another People don't just toil without something to forcibly compensate - and the world ain't getting any better
@Cpl_Dont_Know Well i shoulda said “healthily drink a case every night”!!