CrackJiver 👍 @CrackJiver

Cynical, bearded, grumpy old bloke. Only here for the amusement factor. fast.com New Zealand Joined November 2010

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Discworld Emporium @Discworldshoppe

9 months ago

Huzzah

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Effin' Birds @EffinBirds

10 months ago

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

10 months ago

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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My final UU Library update has been made on LEGO Ideas! Part count is down, a Terry Pratchett Minifigure added and the bookcase now includes the @terryandrob Discworld series! It only needs around 350 supporters so please do what you can! ideas.lego.com/projects/b023e… @rhipratchett

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CrackJiver 👍 @CrackJiver

12 months ago

How Dull Men's club infiltrates @X

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Death Star PR @DeathStarPR

a year ago

You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

a year ago

BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking

a year ago

https://t.co/Uur1dpd8Hj

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TRUK United FC. @Trukunitedfc

a year ago

@jk_rowling JK Trolling at it again. The woman in question stated that if you didn't want to be be classed as a transphobe, be careful what you tweet and retweet so let's get the facts straight not twisted, to suit your narrative. She replied to 3 of your tweets over a 14 month period. 1/2

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Randall Munroe @xkcd

a year ago

Hatchery xkcd.com/2958

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Hilary Barry @Hilary_Barry

a year ago

@BrianTamakiNZ Thanks Brian. Also still available for an interview. Your place or mine?

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Hilary Barry @Hilary_Barry

a year ago

Brian losing his shit over the drag king story we did tonight is the sort of manna from heaven I’ve been waiting for. Always available for an interview Brian xx

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Discworld Emporium @Discworldshoppe

a year ago

On this election day, The Emporium would humbly invite you to consider your options carefully. #Discworld #Elections2024 #BenevolentDictator #ScorpionPit

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Esheru @Eshprojet1

a year ago

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CrackJiver 👍 @CrackJiver

a year ago

Boring conversation anyway

Jake Cole @ThatJakePC

a year ago

Boring conversation anyway

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CrackJiver 👍 @CrackJiver

a year ago

50-60 and dastardly amused by the question.

Emma-Claire Wilson @ECWilsonWriter

a year ago

50-60 and dastardly amused by the question.

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Brick-Morpork @BrickMorpork

a year ago

As the cauldron bubbled an eldritch voice shrieked: “When shall we three meet again?” There was a pause. Finally another voice said, in far more ordinary tones: “Well, I can do next Tuesday. - Wyrd Sisters -

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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

a year ago

Margaret Thatcher was the WORST Prime Minister EVER. She forced the UK into 10 years of hyper inflation and huge unemployment, slashed taxes for the rich to nothing and sold off ALL the state assets. And achieved NOTHING. RT

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Leah Rebecca @LeahRebeccaUK

a year ago

Dear America. Stop putting the 's' you missed off from 'maths' on to 'Lego' One brick is Lego. Two bricks is still Lego. An entire kit is Lego. A city would still be Lego. 🙄👍

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Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy

a year ago

Totality: An HDR composite image of yesterday's eclipse. This photo used 5 cameras to capture thousands of photos during a 4 minute period. My goal was to capture the magic of the visual experience, and I hope this photo evokes similar emotions I experienced while watching it.