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The internet was down for about 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke with my family. They seem like nice people
If somebody tells you that you put on too much Nutella. Stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Some people are like slinkies, not really god for much but they bring a smile to your face when they are pushed down the stairs
Dad* There are going to be hundreds of thousands of people in New York tonight. Son* Why? Dad* Because they live there son
Two men are walking through the desert. One man says: "I'm so thirsty i could suck the sweat of a bulls' dick. The other man replies: "Mooo"
There's 2 fish in a tank, and one says, "How do you drive this thing?"
You know, asians are such bad drivers that I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Short horror story: Hour 3 and still no internet
How can you tell if a black person has been on your computer? It's not there.
If I had $1 for every time I got called beautiful, I would have $1. Thanks mom.
The doctors told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.
Legend has it that the "M" in MTV once stood for music.
An Asian guy had a one night stand. The only problem was that he had too many books on it. 👲
What happens to a Jew when he has a boner and walks into a wall? He breaks his nose...
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday and when it's not.
Son* why is Justin Bieber so white? Dad* Well son, there is no sun in the closet. #JustinBieber
I didn't give a fuck. Then I drank a red bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody Is around to hear it, will a hipster buy its album?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
I put a Manchester United sticker on my broken vacuum cleaner. Now it sucks again.
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