Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

Dmitri Petrov, commit a crime and I'll break your spine /hj (Parody Account) (SFW, Suggestive jokes might slip in) Writer info: Milk he/it/they/she The Wall Joined April 2021

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B. Hampton(Nihilego Time) @SSR_Simp

4 years ago

(HELLO FUCKS I AM BACK FROM MY RP TWITTER BREAK Sorry for not saying "ayo I'm taking a break" first I just was dealing with Rp anxiety(I think? I have like REALLY shitty memory so I can only vaguely remember why I took a break) ANYWAYS THE BITCH IS B A C K)

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ARCHIVED @StickminQuotes

4 years ago

Ellie: why the fuck is Dmitri eating bees Henry: Henry: excuse me what did you just say

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ARCHIVED @StickminQuotes

4 years ago

Ellie: ... you hear that? Henry, sweating: no *Crunching plastic sounds* Ellie: it's dmitri eating the bee movie Henry: why does it have to be this way

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

[Does this(Help I fucking got cold ass drink on my teeth because of this video)]

Perfectly Cut Shots @PerfectlyShots

4 years ago

[Does this(Help I fucking got cold ass drink on my teeth because of this video)]

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

(Might fuck around and make this my profile photo /hj)

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

JESUS FUCK- YOU KNOW YOU COULD OF JUST TOLD ME TO SHUT UP [Dmitri I'm pretty sure a /serious/ death threat would be the only way to get you to listen to somebody and that's only got like a 50%-25% chance of working]

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

ебать- ебать- ебать- ебать- [He's like a rattle except her fuck says 'fuck' in Russian] WELL I'D PREFER YOU TO NOT DO THAT-

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

Oh It means you're next, you fucking dumbass [Bro- Bro he could pop you like that banana- don't-]

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

[Good cause I didn't want to Roleplay a puddle of blood and guts today] It means you're five seconds away from breaking my ribs- [Drama queen-]

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4 years ago

i am one (1) criticism away from moving to the woods and never coming back

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

[Broken squeak toy noise.sfx] Ow fuck-

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4 years ago

oops, I've lost my temper

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ARCHIVED @StickminQuotes

4 years ago

Dmitri: the 3 rings for marraige is the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer ring! .... Dmitri: *sob* why did you leave me grigori.

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Milk @MilkOfTheFlesh

4 years ago

Pride month is over but fuck that I'm GAY and I'm TRANS AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT (The term I use for my sexuality changes alot but it usually stays the same so I thought the queer flag fit best)

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

(I'm bringing back having Dmitri randomly read off wikipedia)

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

(Dmitri🤝Redd's Burt) (Being Russian, drinking alcohol and dead moms)

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Dmitri Johannes Petrov @CrackheadHimbo

4 years ago

(I can't write a character who doesn't self-deprecate so everytime I do it with one of my fucking characters it's just "GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO GIVE THIS CHARACTER LOW SELF CONFIDENCE BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING DUMBASS WHO CAN'T ROLEPAY FOR SHIT" /neg)