Chesmond “Pyrex Scraper” Fergusen @CrackpotAlumni
Chemical Engineering Student | 704 Credit Score | 6ft | Bookworm | Dm for inquiries on purchasing pharmaceutical-grade research chemicals Iowa City, IA Joined March 2025-
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Fuck you bro
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Mr. Really be doing them things #TOP
WHO CAN DO C SECTION ON PITBULL?? MONEY READY RN‼️ #emergency
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What has no hands, but can come knocking on your door at any moment, and when it does you better open up? Opportunity. I really need to take my own advice and stop pacing around like I don’t hear it, like she isn’t right there, waiting on the other side of the door.
Backpack stuffed with dead presidents #RIP Peanut butter Glock won’t jam #wheremyswitch
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LOUD PARTY SINCE 9AM
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Whose sleepy now bitch
Bubble bass obviously didn’t see the vision #turkeyseason
Bubble bass obviously didn’t see the vision #turkeyseason
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White folks be doin the most🤦🏾♂️
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I know how it feel not to be chosen.
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“Yo dude, I’m gonna wear this sweatshirt to show off how my frat is paired with the hottest sorority on campus, isn’t it tough bro?” #shrink
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Start your day by burning as many American flags as possible
Trump better kill himself before I do it. This gen 5 got a switch and a binary trigger
Fuck Israel. Fuck Israel. Fuck Israel. I will assassinate Netanyahu and hang his lifeless body from a flag pole in Gaza mark my words
This #puffco is a piece of shit and I regret this purchase. Should’ve bought a gun and blown my brains out
Violently #high on the phone with my grandma trying to explain what’s going on in the #MiddleEast rn. My grandpa freaking out he think they sending him back to the frontlines. Im scared the cops gonna #shootonsight if I call in a #wellnesscheck because he outside with a 1911 rn
God I fucking love that one white crystalline alkaloid derived from opium #bodeinebaby
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