Matthew @CrowsFault

Historian for hire / Big nerd Masshole burdened with delusions of wit All opinions belong to Dread Cthulhu Land of the Dunkins Joined October 2011

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Matthew @CrowsFault

a year ago

Just hopping on here to introduce a new little buddy: This is Milo. He likes running around at full speed, cuddles, fighting my computer screen, and trying to kill my feet. He is the best void.

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I'm not really on Twitter much for reasons that amount to my own sanity and not wanting to be part of a certain someone's glee club, but I poke in now and again. Because apparently I said something nice once and that helps some folks out, and that makes me happy.

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FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN

2 years ago

Presenting the ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ sqex.to/kEP90 🔔 Follow @‌FF_XIV_EN 🔁 RT this tweet 📝 Reply with in-game name, home world, and #FFXIV10thSweepstakes For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at sqex.to/oEwLY

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Logan Bonner @loganbonner

5 years ago

A while back, I made an image of a pnoll. Well, now I’ve made it a playable ancestry for #Pathfinder2E! All sales of this product will go to charity. You can get it on itch or DTRPG. #pnoll Please share! loganbonner.itch.io/pnoll drivethrurpg.com/product/324196…

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But With Raptors @ButWitRaptors

3 years ago

No man can kill me.

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

Denny's exists to feed theater-kids post-show and for people who want to go to Waffle House but don't know how to fight.

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Paizo @paizo

3 years ago

There have been many questions about the future of AI art and text within the TTRPG industry. The short answer is: Paizo stands with artists and writers.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

Even as a historian it is sometimes difficult for me to imagine the distant past. I mean, before the invention of big trucks, locomotives, and airplanes what was there for small boys to obsess over?

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➡️bunnalien.bsky.social @bunnalien

3 years ago

BONCLES

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LaurenWalshArt @LaurenWalshArt

3 years ago

Happy first birthday, Woubble! He changed my life and so did all of you. 💚

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Natalia Jagielska @WryCritic

3 years ago

Reached 3⃣5⃣ THOUSAND followers ✨ Thank you, have a fun-sized pterosaur to cuddle 🫂

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Si'yann @siyann_stuff

3 years ago

Manticorgi, The one and only !

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

Fall of the Berlin Wall and the coup against Gorbachev. I grew up in DC. I was too young to really understand, but that my father was scared stuck with me. My father dived with sharks and barracuda and -this- frightened him. A sobering thing to a little boy.

Taylor Swift @swiftoursonggg

3 years ago

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Migue 🌻 @MigueOchoNueve

3 years ago

JAJAJAJA surrealista #PS4share

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LaurenWalshArt @LaurenWalshArt

3 years ago

Woubble made his first cosplay! He made the wig and vest all by himself from things he found in his dungeon. He’s hoping @matthewmercer can sign this funny book he found.