Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

Joined September 2011

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

3 years ago

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a MG Model MG4 worth over £26k! It’s free to enter & you have until 28th February. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

3 years ago

Kids watching “Son Of Bigfoot” a PG on Sky Animation. What are these bullies gonna do to the goats!?!?!?

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

3 years ago

Been busting my ass to get a 500lb deadlift in before I get another year older. I can now tick that off the list. #needtosetanewgoal

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

4 years ago

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E, worth over £42k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st January. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

5 years ago

Get a test and get it fast coz if you don’t it’s the Chinese one that goes right up your arse #testingslogans @TheLastLeg

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

5 years ago

So once again my neighbours have visitors round. Ignoring COVID rules throughout Xmas and now we are pretty much in total lockdown they continue to have visitors round. It’s not a “bubble” and most others are doing their best #dartford

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

5 years ago

The positives of the lockdown for me: Wildlife seems to be flourishing. As a simple guide, the number of birds around seems to have increased. The negatives of the lockdown for me: Said birds seem to be shitting all over my car and house windows with increased frequency

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

5 years ago

2nd weekend on the trot my selfish scum neighbours have had their ignorant son visiting with his family. She’s a care home nurse too. #thickaspigshit

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

#AskSkyNews Had symptoms for almost 12days. When can I come out of self isolation. Symptoms come and go but no advice what to do if you are recovering!

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

You know Xmas is round the corner when #mrhankeythechristmaspoo arrives 💩

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

I was bored of Brexit and all the bollox being spewed out by politicians but this election seems to be a platform for who can tell the biggest lies. I’m waiting for “If elected we promise to deliver a free unicorn to every household”

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

Yep heard that earlier - boring standard response. You’ve done nothing and probably won’t hoping it goes quiet from my end. Get it sorted

UK Power Networks @UKPowerNetworks

6 years ago

Yep heard that earlier - boring standard response. You’ve done nothing and probably won’t hoping it goes quiet from my end. Get it sorted

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UK Power Networks @UKPowerNetworks

6 years ago

@CrustySprocket I am sorry Alex. I have sent the details over to that department. It looks like they are busy with emergency work at the moment but hopefully they will be able to get over there and see if there's anything that can be done.

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

Well done @UKPowerNetworks for doing fuck all with your disruptive noisy generator that kept my household awake last night and looks set to do exactly that again tonight- who do I send my hotel invoice to?

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

Hey @UKPowerNetworks any chance you can either put extra damping or soundproofing around your generator in Marcet Road DA1 before my house rattles itself into rubble and my kids get another night without sleep?

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

When you start a new job and all of a sudden (and within 3 weeks of starting) your line manager (director) leaves without notice, leaving you holding the baby

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

6 years ago

SportPursuit are planting 2 trees for any new member I refer. It's a great site for finding deals on sports and outdoors kit. It's totally free to join so please sign up using my referral link: sportpursuit.com/join/A7328CB4C… via @SportPursuit

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

7 years ago

And I had been thinking about joining a gym too! Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to keep up with this lot though 😂

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

7 years ago

I so want to leave a comment saying it made her look hard! #oldjoke news.sky.com/story/eye-pati…

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Alex Cooper @CrustySprocket

7 years ago

Bloody Secret Santa shopping! Never know what to get and that's before fighting the busy roads to Bluewater! Don't even think about queuing for a coffee anywhere 🙀