Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

Casablanca sucked anyways Houston Texas Joined December 2012

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

4 years ago

It’s not a cliche; it’s a classic.

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

4 years ago

I am warm for your form 🥴

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

4 years ago

We accept the reality of the world with which we’re presented.

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

Curiosity killed the cat

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

5 years ago

That's a tree

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Ageniius @gxniius

5 years ago

Same girl, same

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Stephen King @StephenKing

5 years ago

Impeachy-keen.

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

Is no red flags a red flag?

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

The seaweed is always greener, in somebody else’s lake

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Bill Nye @BillNye

5 years ago

108 Fahrenheit, 30 September. Not really a forest management issue... is it? It’s climate change. There is work to do. #VoteforScience

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

5 years ago

Joe knows this isn’t about him—it’s about us. Make your plan to vote right now. We’ve got to vote like our democracy depends on it. Because it does. iwillvote.com/obama

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Stephen King @StephenKing

5 years ago

Don't forget to tip your waitress. And vote blue.

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

Unpopular opinion: cuties was a good movie

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

So @hbomax, when are you coming to fire tv? 👀👀👀

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

I don’t always not wear pants when home alone, but when I do, it’s when maintenance decides to show up unannounced.

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

When you learn your stats class will be using SPSS and not R... anxiety attack in progress.

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

Romantic comedies have ruined me.

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U.S. Postal Service @USPS

5 years ago

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

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Crystal Capps @CrysCapps

5 years ago

Trump reads his public briefings like he is the kid in your group project that didn’t do shit and shows up on presentation day not knowing what the hell is coming out of his mouth.

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White House says, science should not stand in the way of reopening schools? I guess it’s good to have it spelled out. The administration is generally not in favor of science. Might surprise a few of us. My O My... science out of the way??