cthulhucachoo @Cthulhucachoo
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Daily reminder that every demographic statistic that comes out of Africa is fake and a ploy by corrupt bureaucrats to increase aid, except IQ statistics which can be accepted without any skepticism
Daily reminder that every demographic statistic that comes out of Africa is fake and a ploy by corrupt bureaucrats to increase aid, except IQ statistics which can be accepted without any skepticism
How long are decent people supposed to pretend that these mobs of knuckle-dragging racists have "legitimate concerns"? Are the government and police just waiting for someone to die before anyone does anything?
Complete. Global. Brandonization.
In 2020 I said at a party that spelunking wasn’t for me and this tall liberal guy started off on a tirade about how the term ‘spelunking’ was considered outdated and distasteful in the caveing community
In 2020 I said at a party that spelunking wasn’t for me and this tall liberal guy started off on a tirade about how the term ‘spelunking’ was considered outdated and distasteful in the caveing community
The University of South Wales is automatically rejecting applications from Palestinians. There’s a name for this type of discrimination.
The University of South Wales is automatically rejecting applications from Palestinians. There’s a name for this type of discrimination.
then the only thing it really communicates is "ha, you liberals care about people!". yes. I do. you fucking got me. you know, if you accidentally left your wallet in my room, I wouldn't steal it? I'd keep mine in a zipped up inside pocket around you though
then the only thing it really communicates is "ha, you liberals care about people!". yes. I do. you fucking got me. you know, if you accidentally left your wallet in my room, I wouldn't steal it? I'd keep mine in a zipped up inside pocket around you though
Also evidence of how insane and irrational the whole nativist panic is. A country with ~0 immigrants is having a Europe-tier episode about mass migration. Too many people just assume that there has to be something more than social media driven racist slop panic
Also evidence of how insane and irrational the whole nativist panic is. A country with ~0 immigrants is having a Europe-tier episode about mass migration. Too many people just assume that there has to be something more than social media driven racist slop panic
The Right: “haha dumb troon join the 41% haha go enjoy the view haha” Also the Right: “isn’t it crazy that the Left is wishing that Trump dies.. I can’t believe this.. society really lost their humanity”
Half of our society lives in a reality where you cannot just say something provably false because someone will immediately Google it, and the other half lives in reality where myths, legends, and fables are alive and well.
Half of our society lives in a reality where you cannot just say something provably false because someone will immediately Google it, and the other half lives in reality where myths, legends, and fables are alive and well.
Besides how stupid and embarassing this whole thing is, "if we don't kill them all they're going to kill all of us first" is what every genocidaire says. Literally every pro Milosevic take has included the part where the Bosnians and Albanians were going to do it first
Besides how stupid and embarassing this whole thing is, "if we don't kill them all they're going to kill all of us first" is what every genocidaire says. Literally every pro Milosevic take has included the part where the Bosnians and Albanians were going to do it first
As the world turns a historic page on Israel, Western academia is desperately attempting to salvage a false historical narrative, by framing the genocide as a ‘just war gone too far’—where Israel must now redeem its liberal image and its magnanimous superiority by showing mercy.
Colonizing & seeking refuge are 2 different things. True that western countries closed their doors to Jewish refugees - they were anti semitic . But you can seek refuge and not genocide and ethically cleanse people 🫠 This is a too complicated exercise for Western academia
They come in as colonizers and that’s what they still are. Israel is a settler colonial ethnonationalist settlement. Western academics will make acrobatic turns and jumps to find ways to salvage settlers, throughout their entire brutal history.
Even if we accept the premise that Jewish refugees had no other choice, (false premise) they could have lived with the existing society in Palestine (like the Armenians before them), instead of dispossessing, displacing, and ethnically cleansing Palestinians until this day.
Even if we accept the premise that Jewish refugees had no other choice, (false premise) they could have lived with the existing society in Palestine (like the Armenians before them), instead of dispossessing, displacing, and ethnically cleansing Palestinians until this day.
I'd forgotten that Damon Lindelof asked Alan Moore how to pronounce "Ozymandias," a name that Alan Moore did not invent, a name which predates Watchmen by several thousand years
I'd forgotten that Damon Lindelof asked Alan Moore how to pronounce "Ozymandias," a name that Alan Moore did not invent, a name which predates Watchmen by several thousand years
the "free speech on campus" crowd has gone oddly silent since Palestine became the issue students wanted to speak out about most
the "free speech on campus" crowd has gone oddly silent since Palestine became the issue students wanted to speak out about most
I try not to be gruesome on here but lemme be clear: If your dog bites someone and isn’t vaccinated for rabies, your dog will be tested. To test a dog for rabies, they behead them and grind up their brain tissue. You will never get your dog or even their ashes back.
I try not to be gruesome on here but lemme be clear: If your dog bites someone and isn’t vaccinated for rabies, your dog will be tested. To test a dog for rabies, they behead them and grind up their brain tissue. You will never get your dog or even their ashes back.
“Young people are on the campaign”… the oppo file is EMPTY
International waters. No trial. No evidence shown. Just a video of people being blown up and called “terrorists.” That’s state terrorism.
International waters. No trial. No evidence shown. Just a video of people being blown up and called “terrorists.” That’s state terrorism.

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