April King @CubeApril

Irreverent and Cube-loving Rakdos. Created during a @maro254 doubling experiment. Chief Hamster Wheel Operator at @scryfall. She/her. Pig’s Eye, MN Joined January 2017

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April King @CubeApril

2 months ago

my spouse and i are having a colorful difference! do you differentiate between fuchsia and magenta?

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April King @CubeApril

2 months ago

been a while since I've had a poll, but it's marital dispute #seriousissues time so: is “Mean Girls” a dystopia?

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April King @CubeApril

2 months ago

do you wash clothing that you’ve bought, before wearing it?

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April King @CubeApril

3 months ago

it’s been a while since i’ve posted here but i’ve got a bit of a #SeriousIssues thing going on. are a “sleepover” and a “slumber party” the same thing?

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April King @CubeApril

4 months ago

my discord is warring about this very question; i was shocked to even learn that people did it differently than myself. when you take pills, do you do:

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suppose we lived in a world where people could constantly swap bodies with other people, and you never necessarily knew who was in the body that you were talking to. in such a world, how would you conceptualize what makes a person e.g. when you’re talking to them?

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April King @CubeApril

5 months ago

you have my mailing address, you could have just sent me a love letter wizards.

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5 months ago

been a while since i’ve had a family debate that needed to be handled, but here we are! catgirls. do they hear with their…

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April King @CubeApril

5 months ago

I refuse to believe that this was written by anybody who actually plays Historic. I haven’t seen 5C Omniscience ever nor Elves in ages. Looking at my play data over the last month, over half my matches have been against Sorin / Saint Elendra combo, which they don’t even mention.

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April King @CubeApril

6 months ago

suppose I have a radioactive particle with a half-life of 10 years and I've been carefully holding it in my hand, undecayed, for the last 7.5 years. what is the probability that this particle will decay over the remaining 2.5 years?

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April King @CubeApril

6 months ago

rerunning this poll from five years ago, just to see if the numbers have shifted: is it possible for things to get so bad that it’s impossible for them to get worse?

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April King @CubeApril

6 months ago

you may be familiar with the international code of distress in morse code: SOS. a simple combination of three dots, three dashes, and three dots. it’s easy to recognize, but do you know SOS originally stood for in 1906, when it was initially agreed upon?

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April King @CubeApril

7 months ago

a gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house, screaming.

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April King @CubeApril

8 months ago

Let's suppose you had a very close friend, but due to life circumstances you hadn't talked in 20 years. When you go to reach out, their old email addresses and phone numbers don't work, but a Google search finds their home address. Would it be too weird to send a letter?

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April King @CubeApril

8 months ago

would you say that that which does not kill you makes you stronger?

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April King @CubeApril

8 months ago

one of my all-time favorite songs came out a bit over thirty years ago, where two sampled songs battle in the live version. assuming these two could actually battle, who would win? (had to abbreviate the first song name due to poll constraints) bonus points if you know the song

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April King @CubeApril

8 months ago

all things considered, which of these two would you rather have?

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April King @CubeApril

8 months ago

i said something to my wife last night that left her stun locked for minutes. she simply could not believe what i had said. i had said that ghosts were “magic,” where she believed they were instead a non-magical supernatural phenomena. what do you think, are ghosts “magical”?

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April King @CubeApril

9 months ago

so this is a matter of some debate amongst all members of my household. and no, there will be no cowardly middle option or opt-out, don’t even ask. bananas. are they:

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April King @CubeApril

9 months ago

today’s poll is a fun guest question. suppose you had cracked your car windshield a year ago, but your insurance did not cover it. six months ago, however, you switched to a plan with full glass coverage. would you make a claim against your new insurance plan to replace it?