Office Betch @CubicleBetch
Trying not to piss off Human Resources during my transition from 4Loko benders in college to Post Grad office life. Join me on my journey working 9-5 in NYC. Location: 4 x 4 Hell Hole Joined October 2014-
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You do know the retweet button exists right? Just checking as you have now stolen half of my tweets verbatim. Looking at you @SupSteph_
If Posh was able to drive the spice bus over the drawbridge in the Spice World movie, I can make it through the rest of this week
How can I call out sick if I'm already at my desk?
I actually feel bad for anyone that has to talk to me today #warpath
Late night emails from Management: "Emergency meeting tomorrow AM" ... 96% sure this is this regarding the sweat pants I wore today.
Ugh. It's already that time of the year again when everyone in the office feels the need to have a huge debate about the Flu shot.
Oh you want your money back because you changed your mind 7 months later?
Good Morning! Change your password! But it must include, a capital letter, a #, all 50 states, hieroglyphics + your first unborn child name.
My form of being passive aggressive is BCC'ing your manager on all emails to fuck you over for taking the last k-cup
Oh, you want to talk to my manager because I was a bitch? Okay I will transfer you to the intern next to me.
If you put a read receipt on your emails to me I will most definitely spread the secrets you divulged to me while drunk at the x-mas party
I have a million excuses I keep in my head incase Im late to work but they are all null & void b/c I show up w a fresh iced Starbucks coffee
If I can't have an office with a window can we at least get some 2-ply toilet paper for the bathroom instead of this sandpaper?
Most likely won't last at this company another year unless they get free wifi for the office. I can't afford to keep going over my data.
Sincerely thought my Adderall binges would end at graduation, then I was introduced to office deadlines and stocked back up
"Please Advise" is my bitchy way of saying "you take care of this shit, I'm too hungover"
How well do you really know the bitch in the cubicle next to you?
I'm going to start smoking cigarettes so I can take multiple breaks
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