Curtis Kingsley @CurtisKingsley
A ridiculous human being. Writer for @ComedyCentral/@vh1/@trutv. Actor on Sharknado/The Orville/General Hospital/NFL Network/MTV Instagram- @ Curtis.Kingsley instagram.com/curtis.kingsle… Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2011-
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I don’t see what all the fuss with this #eclipse is about. I’ve been staring at the sun for hours now and I don’t see anything!
If you are only as old as you feel, I’m “Just pulled an ab muscle slicing hard cheeses” old.
I got to be on @PictionaryonTV with @MrJerryOC !!! Thanks for having me!
Sometimes, when lighting my scented candles, I let it burn down past 1/4” of wax left. That’s right ladies…I’m a #badboy.
Picked a rough time of the year to give up egg nog.
Ahh Christmas…the one time per year you can lie to your spouse about your online purchases.
Everyone always talks about #BlackFriday and #CyberMonday, but no one ever mentions #RegretWednesday…the day all of your purchases are delivered and you realize how much you spent.
If “An apple a day keeps the doctor away,” I’m surprised the medical industrial complex hasn’t come out with some sort of smear campaign against Apple Growers yet.
I’m old enough to have this recommended by a Doc, but immature enough to think this was pronounced “Cock 10.”
With the Holidays coming up, I’d like to weigh in on this #DieHard debate. I’ve given it a lot of thought, and yes, I do think it’s a Thanksgiving movie
This is the time of year when I go from shorts to pants. It is also the time of year where I realize my pants no longer fit.
All Hallows Eve wouldn’t be complete without my girl @RachelTrue ! #TheCraft
Hey lady, the number of acceptable steps you can stand behind me on an escalator is 2 or more, not 1! I don’t need you face level w my butt
One of my favorite quotes about adversity: “When God closes a door…he makes sure to turn off the lights first. Because electricity ain't free. Not even for God.
When little kids are tired of walking, they just stop and wait for someone to pick them up. That’s the kind of lifestyle that I aspire to.
I know everyone is super excited about a certain boy band from the 90s reuniting!!! Trust me, no one is more excited about Keanu Reeves’s band #DogStar than me.
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@CurtisKingsley edgelord Curtis, ladies and gentlemen
Picked a rough time of the year to give up egg nog.
If it makes anybody feel more comfortable, I’m actually really bad at crowd work.
YES I DO
you deserve to eat all the candy you want, taurus.
God, it's so much darker this morning than it was on just Friday! I'm not ready to drive to work in the dark 😭
@CurtisKingsley Also that bought air ain’t cheap either!