#1 kissboi @Cyberconnor0
the #1 boi all the girls want to kiss England, United Kingdom Joined February 2016-
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My sexual prime was one night in 2004 with a guy named Maurice.
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Shoot yourself if big bullets regularly so that the normal size bullets don't hurt as much.
Add MSG and apparently you have the 11 herbs and spices to make KFC style chicken
@Canadian_Cutie_ @TheBoydP why no "I'm still a virgin" option. I mean its doesn't apply to me, er, um. I was just think of other people 😅😅😅
It took me a very long time to realise that Drake (musician) was not the same Drake from Drake and Josh
@SnizzleFrizzle @mexinonblonde only eyes suck, the whole corpse shows that he really cares.
Whenever I think about a career I think "how criminally incompetent can I be before they fire me?"
I got this for my special guest appearance on "To Catch A Predator"
@EdgarAllanLo @bsnc64 it's a conspiracy by the Moon controlling everything behind the scenes.
Cool Runnings is best experienced though overhearing a foreign exchange student giving a 60 y/o lady the plot synopsis.
I thought I was running towards a rare Pokemon but I was actually just a crowd of Asian people trying to buy fish. #PokemonGO
I never really realised how horrifying @MacCocktail profile picture truly is until now.
More hot women wanting to have sex with me. I've died and gone heaven, sexy heaven.
Sexy ladies have been throwing themselves at me. They know a Twitter celebrity when they see one 😉😉😏😏
Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one but mine is better.
#1 kissboi retweeted
Hey ladiez, my grandma says I’m a ‘handsome young man’.
Phone is about to run out of charge. I think I'll just kill myself after that.
ME: yes, I am the responsible adult. *shoves another fistful of PomBears into mouth and takes a sip of apple juice carton
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