Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

Stupid is as stupid does. acog.co.uk Englands glorious north Joined October 2010

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

9 months ago

#TheTraitorsUK So Alexander asks for Fozias left card, she passes him her right hand card which is Life, without double checking if he meant her left or his..... #scriptedReality

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

2 years ago

Whats with showing where the US players are from right down to their State, yet not showing where the English and other countries are from apart from spotting their accents? #SquidGameTheChallenge

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

2 years ago

Still not received my #emergencyalert perhaps those in the #NorthEast aren't required to survive a catastrophe.

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

So @tiktok_us is more dangerous to American kids than guns are? Classic, classic #American behaviour

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

So keep them inside. Why do I have to pick up dog crap (rightly so) but cat owners not have to be responsible 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jefftimeseleven @jefftimeseleven

3 years ago

So keep them inside. Why do I have to pick up dog crap (rightly so) but cat owners not have to be responsible 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

Visit West Berkshire Roastery to receive your free gift! i.refs.cc/qc6GIXzT?smile…

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

Mike?? Are people on glue? #ImACeleb

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

WHO THE HELL IS VOTING SEANN TO STAY IN THE JUNGLE. He's contributed nothing and moans all day. #ImACeleb

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

You're hindsight commentary is second to none. Scripted commentary is the worst commentary #MotD

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

Why does #sean get a free ride? No trials, moans all day, gives up simple tasks? Waste of oxygen #ImACeleb

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Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson

3 years ago

I hope that out of respect for her majesty that speed camera I just went past isn’t working.

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

Bean dying to win this #FallGuysAnniversaryCustomXboxGiveaway

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it's our anniversary, so i thought i'd do something nice for you... retweet this tweet with #FallGuysAnniversaryCustomXboxGiveaway for a chance to win this SUPER AWESOME CUSTOM FALL GUYS XBOX SERIES S!!! must be following, you have until 8th!! 📚 fallguys.com/legal/fall-guy…

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Best for Britain @BestForBritain

3 years ago

How's everyone enjoying their cheaper gas bills?

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Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle

3 years ago

Apparently they’re trying to lure him out with some used knickers on a fishing line

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3 years ago

“Right, whose round is it?” Translation: It is not my round and I know whose round it is.

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Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson

3 years ago

It appears you could have held a proper wake with lots of people during lockdown if you’d designated a ‘funeral’ as a ‘leaving do’ (which is sort of technically is?)

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

I call my father-in-law 'Brains', my wife thinks it is because I think he is smart. It's not it's because he walks like a Thunderbird

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Chris Ellis @Cybermanc9

3 years ago

Which #motd commentator gives up the result prior to watching the highlights EVERY time and why is it #jonathonpearce? 'Here's x who hasn't scored from a header in 4238mins, I wonder if he'll do it today"