αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

ղօա վօմ sҽҽ ตҽ, ղօա վօմ'ɾҽ ժҽαժ! αցαíղ. (header by @NumenEmperor) Joined May 2023

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

I should try baiting them with candy bars or something. See if that works. Next time we go out and run some errands for someone, remind me to stop by the store.

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

Really? I wouldn't describe it as 'weird' so much as totally fucking disgusting. But I think I get what you mean.

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

I dunno. You ever had those episodes where you wake up in the middle of eating some nearby corpse? Did you ever taste... like a head of hair in the middle of all that?

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

.... makes you think. How zombies eat... everything? Like... including the hair and uhh... below the belt.

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

No doubt about it. Hey, you think zombie steroids exist?

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

Maybe the big fat guys would be. Something tells me they're hard carried by the rest of their gut buddies.

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

And I'm even quicker. Still, I doubt they'll be nice enough to stand there and honor your smoke breaks. Wouldn't that be awesome, though?

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

5 months ago

You know the rules, Dani. Every minute around here is a walking sack of rotten flesh trying to tear you a new one.

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

Licks @_EXORCYSER_'s elbow

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

"She never changes, does she?"

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

"I've been hearing more voices in my head. Assimilating with....something greater than myself or whatever. Also been whipped by zombie guts. That was fun."

『 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐓. 』 @_EXORCYSER_

10 months ago

"I've been hearing more voices in my head. Assimilating with....something greater than myself or whatever. Also been whipped by zombie guts. That was fun."

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

"Someone's feeling a little raunchy."

『 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐓. 』 @_EXORCYSER_

10 months ago

"Someone's feeling a little raunchy."

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

"Please don't say pussy after what you just said earlier."

『 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐓. 』 @_EXORCYSER_

10 months ago

"Please don't say pussy after what you just said earlier."

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

"And came back to hear you getting wet to hardcore violence. Should I go back?"

『 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐓. 』 @_EXORCYSER_

10 months ago

"And came back to hear you getting wet to hardcore violence. Should I go back?"

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

"Been a while, Sera."

『 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐓. 』 @_EXORCYSER_

10 months ago

"Been a while, Sera."

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

10 months ago

Whenever I'm not zombie hunting, I'm just a chill guy. Straight coolin'.

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αɱყ @D1v1de_C0nquer

11 months ago

Ahh yeah. That's right. Like....you do okay in sunlight unlike full fledged vampires, right? Wait! Of course you do. You're called the uhh....Daywalker or something like that. I think....

𝙳𝙷𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁 @BiteOf_Blade

11 months ago

Ahh yeah. That's right. Like....you do okay in sunlight unlike full fledged vampires, right? Wait! Of course you do. You're called the uhh....Daywalker or something like that. I think....