Kim Jung Un @DDDPRK

As of this morning, Cooper Kupp has been traded. The Supreme Leader thanks him for serving our great nation! Our Great Leader now welcomes Devonta Smith, JK Dobbins, Jahan Dotson, and George Pickens! "Let us hasten final victory through a revolutionary ideological offensive!

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After multiple attempts at a trade, we have released WR Marquez Valdez-Scantling.

We have signed RB D’onta Foreman.

We have signed DL Quinnen Williams. Additionally, WR Isaiah McKenzie has been released.

Our Supreme Leader has authorized the destruction of Ireland and Emerald FC. Final preparations are in motion. The world will soon feel the Godly wrath of our Great Leader! Let us bring forward a tomorrow where Kim Jong Un's strong Korea prospers forever!

Lean has entered the chat. 🏈🍿

The Supreme Leader is enraged with the league office this morning. After scoring less than 70 points this week, it’s clear we’ve been sabotaged by the commissioner. Our Great Leader will not stand for this, and will respond with force when the appropriate time comes! Believe it!

The Supreme Leader has gathered his council ahead of today’s games. Despite a plethora of foreign attacks on our Great Team, our Great Leader remains certain we will ultimately be victorious! Great Comrade Kim Jong Un, we will remain faithful to you to the last!

The Supreme Leader is immensely disappointed in Curtis Samuel tonight. If not for his efforts to sabotage our great team, we’d be well on our way to a dominate victory! Make no mistake, the Supreme Leader will respond to Samuel’s actions with force! Long live the Great Leader!

This morning, our Great Leader decided to recruit the talents of Skylar Thompson of the Miami Dolphins! The Supreme Leader welcomes the young QB with open arms! Let us bring forward a tomorrow where Kim Jong Un's strong Korea prospers forever!