DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

Being a server can suck. Shitty tips, asshole customers, ect. Good times are also had what with pranks and other random shit we do. facebook.com/DontFWithYourS… Jupiter, FL Joined October 2010

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

4 years ago

That answers one question. #serverlife #servermemes #restaurantlife #restaurantmemes

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

4 years ago

Coming in to work and not knowing if it's Monday or Wednesday is something that only happens in restaurants.

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

5 years ago

The restaurant industry is the only industry where you can walk into work, ask "what day is it today?" and not feel dumb. They all bleed together.

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

5 years ago

Customer: *Walks up to host stand* Host: Would you like to sit inside or on the patio? Customer, who literally just walked in from outside: Is it nice out??

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

If you have an Apple Card you tip like fucking shit

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

"First rule of going out to eat at a restaurant: Read the fucking menu. That's why it's there." -Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1943 #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

If I'm low on pens and have to bus your table, believe I'm taking that bitch and gonna tell you no when you ask to borrow one. #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

Welcome to the restaurant industry: Where hopes and dreams are all made up, and sexual harassment doesn't matter. #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

Going back to work after 3 days off is like starting a new job all over again 😔 #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

I would say that I sold my soul working in restaurants but I'm pretty sure it was just a scam at this point. #serverlife @s8n

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

I'm officially old. Working on my birthday and I ain't even angry about it. #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

Us servers may be a dime a dozen to some managers, but other restaurants that will hire us are a dime a dozen too. #respect #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

Aight I got hear it, did anybody have something crazy happen at work last night for Friday the 13th? Spill stories if you got em. #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

Nothin against y'all, but it's a full moon on Friday the 13th, and I hope these crazy people go to literally any other restaurant except the one I work at. Godspeed everyone. #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

It's gonna get weird real fast #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

All the time. #serverlife

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DontFWithYourServer @DFWYourServer

6 years ago

Got slammed one night, apologized to my table it took a while for their drinks, told them I got super busy. One Karen at the table says "You mean dinner rush?" ...Listen bitch 😠😤 #serverlife