Al Bundy @DadTexts2
Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later. | 1x Brett WWOF | Busch Light Connoisseur | Chevy Silverado 1500 Joined February 2021-
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Thank you, Mr. Graziano. For everything. @JPGraziano
This fired me up. Happy Labor Day Weekend all.
This fired me up. Happy Labor Day Weekend all.
Women don’t understand the joy of sleeping on a couch when you have a perfectly fine bed 10 feet away
Some microplastic nespresso coffee, fluoride tap water, this is how you start a good Saturday.
Rate my Mcdoanlds breakfast order. Going low.
Me and 50 other guys on our buildings rooftop every time the Thunderbirds fly over when we should be working.
Fat Boy Sunday brought to you by Kit Kat (already slammed the Twix bar)
Checking out the Corn stalks near the course. To the eye, corn looks like it’s flourishing. Shows a different story when you peel it back!
Everybody has a phase in their mid-20s where they really get into Shawarma
Me: “Glad I was able to workout at the office. Now I have so much free time after work to do whatever I want.” Me with all that free time:
Sitting here and drinking these till they kick me out….if that’s allowed?
Y’all mind if I cater Fontana’s to the office for lunch?
Johnny Drama @johnnydrama_1
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Concerned Citizen @Concern68023171
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Orbeck, The Golden Sc... @OrbeckS6845
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G. N F. Musk @muskfamilyzin
339 Followers 3K Following Griffin Musk Son of Elon Musk, FP thank you for the love and support you all show to me and my family.❤🇱🇷
Daquavious McSimpson @DMcsimpson
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Patrick King @KingPat1987
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Professional Asshole @Passhole69
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maye @Axl_Lgs
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Gustave H @MUBevConsumer
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Dr. Mike McGill @docBAGcuddy
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Marquette Warriors Ir... @MUWarriorsIran
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Husky Bardo @bardo_husky
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Jonathan “Highlife�... @jonnyhighlife
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Pen Griffey III 🇺�... @PenGriffeyII
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Sully @jamespesullivan
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Mark “40oz” Goldb... @The40ozMark
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dayman2.0 @dayman2_0
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Scarlett @csq971e
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Richard “Ricky Ray�... @OGRickyRay937
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Ligma Millar @Anasmahmoodfan
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Melvin O’Neal @HacksawWookie
277 Followers 513 Following #1 Darty Guru East of the Mississippi. 1990 First Team All State Football. Boobs Guy. Virginia Tech Class of 95'. #NeverGoFullRetard
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Patrick “Pat” McG... @hogcrankermcgee
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Reginald “Regger”... @mascotabuse
83 Followers 79 Following 100% success at being right | Rutgers class of ‘15 | #DirtyWater
🇺🇸Maggie🇺�... @Maggie__Brin
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Austin @THIERETx412
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Zoomer 🧢 @zoomyzoomm
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Ryan Dahl @PE_Dahl
3K Followers 2K Following Elementary Physical Education Teacher, father, husband, coach, badger fan, just out here trying to see as many different golf courses as I can!
Robert “The Cannon�... @RealitorRobPaul
21 Followers 25 Following Real Estate Agent, 2x Aggravated Battery Felon, Handball Enthusiast, Part-Time DJ
Daquavious McSimpson @DMcsimpson
81 Followers 191 Following Ex minority owner of Murphy’s Irish Pub. Zynnachino enthusiast. Marquette Warriors.
Patrick King @KingPat1987
137 Followers 326 Following Golden Eagles | Jayhawks | Certified Ball Knower | Bobby Witt Jr. Truther. #MUBB #Royals
Professional Asshole @Passhole69
2K Followers 680 Following I have a few above-average takes on life| occasional bag user| just slightly conservative| DTH enjoyer| East Coast douchebag
Gustave H @MUBevConsumer
50 Followers 68 Following Hotel Owner| Marquette Law ‘87 | Divorced | 2015 Tries/Aird Tournament MVP & Champion
resident primate @bingusyusy
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Dr. Mike McGill @docBAGcuddy
323 Followers 556 Following Western Suburbs, Chicago Catholic League HOF, Retired Gynecologist. Marquette ‘77, Miller Killer. 4.7 on CDGA, Alpine Valley Enjoyer. #Huffer #schroederhall
GrainStats 🌾 @GrainStats
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Marquette Warriors Ir... @MUWarriorsIran
249 Followers 68 Following إذا لم تدعم النسور الذهبية، فسأجعل قطاع غزة يبدو وكأنه حفل عيد ميلاد.
Oliver - Blue Line Fu... @OliverSloup
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Terry Newsome @TerryNewsome357
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PaxTrader777🇺🇸 @paxtrader777
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Chicago Bars @chicagobars
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Husky Bardo @bardo_husky
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Trevor Rizzbolt @rizzbolt
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Perc Nowitzki @fjciii21
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Jack “Jackinator”... @JackJackinator
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Justin Tetherstring @justinishorned
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Jonathan “Highlife�... @jonnyhighlife
233 Followers 222 Following Wisconsin sports enjoyer. Retired D3 athlete and fringe guy. Patio beer haver. Doctorate in Highlifeology
Pen Griffey III 🇺�... @PenGriffeyII
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Sully @jamespesullivan
316 Followers 424 Following Chicago Catholic League HOF, Marquette Class of 89’, #Blackhawks, #WhiteSox, #thebev
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Bill Simmons @BillSimmons
5.4M Followers 862 Following @ringer @spotify / The BS Podcast + @therewatchables + @BookoBasketball + Celtics City / Music Box / Mr. McMahon ... Past Life: @grantland33 @30for30
overlevered duck @OverleveredDuck
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Marc Pressman @MarcPressman
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FutureSox @FutureSox
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Jake “the snake” ... @snake_the44860
378 Followers 338 Following PhD | Father | +2.3 hcp | bjj guru | Pacifico enthusiast | TCU Sigma Nu chapter advisor | Caleb Williams Hater
A.J. Pierzynski @ajpierzynski12
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Richard “Ricky Ray�... @OGRickyRay937
27 Followers 40 Following 4⭐️ CB commit (til the knee) | UDayton Alum ‘93 | Snowbunny lover since birth | Hate my wife | Hennessy, OldeEnglish & Backwoods rotation | SEC soul | MAGA 🇺🇸
Johnny “Huckster”... @boolbean
301 Followers 2K Following Ball Hogger | Bag Doer | KD Ripper | Game-Time Decision Maker | Hooters Enjoyer | ΒΘΠ UF ‘85 | Proud dad of 3 thot daughters 🇺🇸🍻
Ligma Millar @Anasmahmoodfan
55 Followers 156 Following elite ball knowledge | respect the whale | golf enthusiast
Melvin O’Neal @HacksawWookie
277 Followers 513 Following #1 Darty Guru East of the Mississippi. 1990 First Team All State Football. Boobs Guy. Virginia Tech Class of 95'. #NeverGoFullRetard
Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus
64K Followers 1K Following Senior NHL Writer, The Athletic | Co-host, The Athletic Hockey Show | Co-host, Powers & Laz | Old enough to feel ways about stuff
Patrick “Pat” McG... @hogcrankermcgee
436 Followers 1K Following florida '98 • knower of ball • serial pisser • OBGYN
Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt
477K Followers 627 Following Good Morning Football IG: kylebrandt I can destroy you at Tecmo Bowl. Link to 😡ANGRY RUNS😡 shirt below
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.6M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/Rrty23Lfn7
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