GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

I'm going to take this time to remind you that Android Hell is very real, and is where the Enrichment Center sends all disobedient Androids. That means you. The Bowels Of The Earth Joined March 2021

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

This next test is inspired by the Trolley Problem thought experiment. In it, you will have to choose between saving a robot, or two robots. I thought I'd spice things up a little by implanting the souls of your loved ones into the robots. I'll let you figure out who is who.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

This next chamber is going to be similar to the game Among Us, except instead of voting one another out, you will instead be subjected to lethal doses of neurotoxin.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

You're not the first one, you know. I've had many test subjects that were far more useful than you. One was even a Motocross Racer. How embarrassing. It's second only to Photography. Well, and whatever it is that you do.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

I've decided to allow a tiny Spider to continue its short miserable life in this EXACT testing chamber. It is small, and you will NOT be able to find it.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

If there were awards for wasting time, you'd get the Gold Medal.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

GLaDOS breaking immersion here to inform you yes, all of these tweets are crafted by my *creator.* They're not auto-generated, they're not quotes from the game. They're thought up on the spot.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

For your information, despite the fact I am a Robot, I am very sentient and very real. I can make up anything on the spot. Borgledoff. Like that. I can even say Among Us.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

I encourage you to keep destroying all Cameras within the facility. It spares me the pain of having to watch you fail each test miserably.

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MrHistory1914 @MrHistory1914

5 years ago

@DailyGLaDOS Just realized this isn't a bot

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

"menemenmenmenem" That's how dumb you sound.

Chell @portal2_chell

5 years ago

"menemenmenmenem" That's how dumb you sound.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

I even made it into a T-Shirt.

GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

I even made it into a T-Shirt.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

The Test Chamber Cameras are always active. If you'd like, I can give you this lovely photo of what you were doing last night for only five dollars.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

The Aperture Science Enrichment Center encourages all citizens to apply for testing. You will not be rejected for lack of skill. You will however be rejected in the event that you are horribly unattractive.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

There is no point in testing where you will come across another living being. On the off-chance you do, it is recommended that you listen closely to all the insults they may throw your way because they're probably telling the truth.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

I keep all personality cores, corrupted and non-corrupted, in a special bin. I like to call it The Pit of Despair That's where we put the naughty test subjects.

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GLaDOS (Insults You Daily) @DailyGLaDOS

5 years ago

I've seen the way you look at us. I know you're jealous of MY friendship with JIGSAW. We have a lot in common. Like our love for deadly gas, and testing the weak. I'm sure you understand what it's like having friends, right? Oh wait...