Daniel Kellison @Danielkellison
TV Producer. Jackhole. Partner with Sarah Silverman, Tim & Eric, Reggie Watts and Michael Cera in JASH. Contributor to GRANTLAND. I'm a turtle. Joined November 2009-
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One of the most if not the most embarrassing moments in US history.
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"Only the weak will fail"? Really? Get off the fucking golf course you fucking fat fuck and reverse the tariffs.
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You are blind in every lobe, deaf to the loudest facts, dumb from the bottom up, and can dispute solely through farts.
You are blind in every lobe, deaf to the loudest facts, dumb from the bottom up, and can dispute solely through farts.
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Agree or disagree?
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Holy sh*t. This new Kamala Harris ad, which will air on Fox ahead of the debate, will mess with Donald Trump as it uses the words of Trump’s own cabinet & inner circle to show how he is unfit & unable to serve. This is so good. Watch & share it below.
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Donald Trump really does not want anyone knowing that he spoke to an empty arena yesterday. Do not say that. Seriously. Don't.
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Trump’s Plane Forced to Land Due to Unpaid Bills. In a surprising turn of events, Trump’s plane had to make an emergency landing in Billings, Montana. Initially claiming it was due to mechanical issues, it was later revealed that Trump’s plane couldn’t land at Bozeman Yellowstone…
If you're on the fence, look at 2024 this way: Old vs New Past vs Future
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It’s still shocking to me that this probably won’t make the news on a single major network.
It’s still shocking to me that this probably won’t make the news on a single major network.
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Nikki Haley: “If Donald Trump becomes the Republican nominee, we will get a President Kamala Harris. You mark my words. He cannot win a general election...He can’t get independents. He can’t get suburban women.” (Jan. 2024)
Hate to laugh at someone else’s misfortune but hahahahahaahha (@Jared_Carrabis)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduces articles of impeachment for Supreme Court Justices Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas abcnews.go.com/Politics/alexa…
Clarence Thomas has done enough harm-- make sure he recuses himself from all Jan 6th hearings and votes: sign.moveon.org/petitions/supr…
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Sean Connery on a jet pack, Peter O’Toole on a camel, Madonna, Drew Barrymore. Television used to be this great. Staff Favorite Moments: Producer @Danielkellison | Letterman youtu.be/QgO7jm8lpKs?si… via @YouTube
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Hey @amazon you have an issue with products and fake reviews. Search Anti Dog Barking devices with 4-5 stars. Most of the reviews are for other products. How do companies get away with this?? Shouldn't you have some way to detect this to protect consumers?
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