DannyDivinity @DannyDivinity1

HMC England Joined March 2014

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 years ago

I joined some anti-vaxx Facebook groups to report the most obviously fake posts and periodically the pages themselves. Now I've been invited to be an admin for one of the largest pages as one of their long-standing and most actively engaged members.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 years ago

I failed my Maths and English GCSE but have always said I have them both on my CV. When a job offer asks for them, I say I've lost them and they always request I acquire them, but I never have and they just forget once I've started the job, I now almost believe my own lie.

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James English @jamesenglish0

4 years ago

RT to be in for a chance to win an Original Charles Bronson Painting 🖼

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve

5 years ago

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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

6 years ago

"I know words. I have the best words." - Donald Trump

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Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews

6 years ago

Jacob Rees-Mogg spotted en route to Boris Johnson’s house to secure a cabinet position:

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DannyDivinity @DannyDivinity1

7 years ago

Bernard Inghams eyebrows, check them out

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DannyDivinity @DannyDivinity1

7 years ago

youtu.be/9jvDW3h6VKU @louistheroux what you been up to mate?

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Mark Steel @mrmarksteel

7 years ago

The Premier Inn in Aberystwyth has pushed the boat out with festive decorations this year. It's like bloody Lapland.

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Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi

7 years ago

Superb 🤣

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Louise @LouLou2109

7 years ago

Announcing you’re not going to be on social media for a while has got to be one of the biggest scrambled beg on toasts with extra ketchup that I’ve ever seen. It’s only one step up from checking in to the hospital #ThursdayThoughts

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TheFastShow @TheFastShow1

7 years ago

Competitive dad goes fishing #TheFastShow

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🅲🅾🅲🅺🅽🅴🆈 🆆🅷🅸🆃🅴 @cockney_white

8 years ago

Someone forgot about the downforce on those pointy, pointy tees... 😬 @Rossmac212

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Mooms - Family Man. @Danny_McMoomins

8 years ago

Apparently humans worldwide consume 55 million chickens every single day. Answer me this, veggies: do YOU want to live with an extra 20 billion chickens running about the gaff each year? Thought not. Time to fuck up and join the fight. Then we'll start on the bastard cows.