Sofie E. M. Moeller @DatDaneYo

When it’s the end of the semester and the prof.’s understandably sick of reading papers above the word count. #gradschool

On one hand: Proud of myself for not telling guy in my class he consistently uses the wrong “there/their/they’re.” On other hand: Mad at myself for letting guy in my class get away with being bad at “there/their/they’re” in grad school.

To whoever sold my upstairs neighbor 14 elephants, 72 bouncing balls, and an Irish Dance Group: you are a bad person. Sincerely, a very unamused Master’s student. #tryingtostudy

Thanks, USPS/whoever puts together commercial mailers, for making sure I have 6 “dish” flyers in case I lose the first one...and all of them came at the same time, nonetheless! #YouHadOneJob

Just received a flyer from the Susan B. Anthony list, containing nothing but misinformation about (late-term) abortions, and calling Sherrod Brown an "extremist liberal." So yeah, I'd say the midterm election pandering is in full swing.

Home Depot seems to think there’s such a thing as “Spring Black Friday...” please tell me there isn’t.

Can’t tell if my neighbor is (in his own mind) singing, or wailing upon seeing something large and awful in his shower...#shouldIbeworried ?!

The former inhabitant of my apartment gets more mail delivered here than me and Noah combined. #adultproblems?!

Got to skype my cat yesterday. He purred, I happy-sobbed, Noah seemed to think it was weird. It was a good time.

Pretty sure having a toaster that does 4 slices at once is the height of marriage.

Experiment: will my hashbrowns cook faster if I passive-aggressively stare at the oven?

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Today, a vicious Chow Chow stole my sock. Happy Easter?

So whether someone can see the general shape of my butt (the disgrace!) is more important than my comfort? What. wapo.st/2o86yBg

Bell Nursery wants me to apply to be "apart" of their team...

And all clementines are tangerines. What fresh hell is this?

Apparently: all tangerines are mandarins, but not all mandarins are tangerines.

Deliberately spent hours baking healthy, vegan rolls, modifying a recipe and all sorts of stuff. Am I am adult now?

In D.C; they sell Trump-body-builder t-shirts. Send help.

PSA: miniature horses served as pets for 18th century nobles in Europe, apparently.