DatSwampMonsta @DatSwampMonsta
š¤ Official King of the South - wanderer of the woods - herder of chickens - native of NāAwlins -Firearm Addict š“ š“āā ļø š I can skin a buck nā run a trotline Northeast Texas Joined August 2023-
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When people get irritated with me like ābro why you never return a call or a textā¦ā. Itās because I have built a gigantic pipeline of people I need to return a communication to and youāre new to the pipeline. Iām sorry you canāt account for my poor organization, do better.
Look, live your life but rememberā¦. Donāt take shit from anyone. Even when life looks like a pile of garbage, you donāt take shit off anyone and you hold your own. YOUāRE NOT A SHIT TAKER. Have a great day! Thanks for attending my TED talk.
Breh. Iāve never met unfriendlier people than people in rural east Texas. I feel like I have to deal with shady ass wannabe car salesmen. They act like theyāre in some special ass clique like they got a dime to their name. Been here 20 years and they still all skeptical of me š
Hey anyone travel a lot that knows if @HiltonHotels matches status? Completely done using @Marriott.
Time to drive some more. See ya āļø
Corn. Just corn. Not a damn thing else.
Dallas aināt got shit on Chicago traffic, dayummmmm
Flying out of Dallas instead because Iām sick of renting cars to get home anyhow. But can I make a 10:38am flight leaving East Texas at 6:30am? Wish our airport would get its shit together.
Letās Go Astros! Oh wait, wrong ballpark and teams š but I repeated it several times out loud anyhow.
GarbageAssMaps.com - cause itās shit.
GarbageAssMaps.com - cause itās shit.
Several people have called me out for calling this northeast Texas. Someone sent me a map today to help. I just want you to know that I aināt a yankee and Iām not calling this Upper East Texas. Git, go on.
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