DLsellar @DatleafSellar

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

3 days ago

Can I put my drawls in my draws

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 weeks ago

What does the dinosaur from googles offline game say? WinRarw! Get it?

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I know who the president is but they don't know me. The president might know a famous youtuber and the youtuber will know who they are. Which makes me ask the question, do they know each other or not? They know each other, but do they really know each other?

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

Oh my gawd! What's backwards dawg?

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

If slimes existed and had their own civilisations, they'd probably call each other oozers instead of losers

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

You know foxes are cunning because all world leaders are foxes in disguise to spread fox propaganda (except they haven't yet for some weird reason)

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

Can vampires not say "Mirror, mirror on the wall".

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

Leafless clovers would bring upon destruction to humankind. On second thought, they probably wouldn't exist and you could just pluck the leaves off a clover, but that begs the question, how does a clover know what makes you "lucky"?

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

What if there was an alternative universe where every plant was just crabs so we all had to eat crabohydrates. There'd probably be caregans who would be vegans that only eat carbs

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

I don't understand why optimisation always has to be preferred in life? What if we lighten the load, lessen the burden, and kill two birds with two stones? Stones themselves are extremely common and why must we kill the bird when we can spare the beautiful birds life?

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

2 months ago

Normalise getting organ transplants because your body is like a computer and will eventually end up stuttering like an old machine. And if you don't do something about this, you'll get the eventual heart attack that we all know and love leading to you dying because of lag.

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DLsellar @DatleafSellar

3 months ago

What would happen if I could trademark thinking? Don't worry, this is just a hypothetical. I'm not that evil. Anyway, imagine it would cost a buck to think for a day (pretty generous?) and you lock up those who don't pay (even pets with intelligence).