davehempy @DaveHempy

Joined August 2011

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

a year ago

these were the same people that wouldn’t wear a mask because they aren’t sheep

Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza

a year ago

these were the same people that wouldn’t wear a mask because they aren’t sheep

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The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats

a year ago

Now that snipers are trained on peaceful students and professors are being hog-tied by masked men with assault rifles, it'd be great to hear from all the people who made "free speech on US campuses" their life's mission every time they met a student with blue hair.

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The Intersection @sectionlive

a year ago

New Show / On Sale - A farewell to @Fathomxix with Common Molly and Riot Punch at The Stache on Fri 6/14 Tickets at sectionlive.com

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Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn

2 years ago

Sorry just saw the greatest TikTok of all time & had to report back

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davehempy @DaveHempy

2 years ago

That post therapy milkshake just hits different

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Guns are Post-Birth Abortifacients (See Luigi) @ritaresarian

2 years ago

Teachers buy school supplies out of their own pockets.

WHAT THE TRUCK?!? @FWwhatthetruck

2 years ago

Teachers buy school supplies out of their own pockets.

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sadvil 😎 (sadvil.bsky.social) @sadvil

2 years ago

Bold leadership. Thank you, @POTUS

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Pastrami Mommy @Ewelannawhite

2 years ago

when i find out there’s a cat at the party but they’re locked in the bedroom

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

2 years ago

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

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Anthony Fantano from TheNeedleDrop @theneedledrop

2 years ago

@Jim_Jordan we can do both

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Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer

3 years ago

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

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davehempy @DaveHempy

3 years ago

I have a list of 68 band names that I’m willing to part with for $10,000

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McShirehampton @McShirehampton

3 years ago

Had to try this trend 😊

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barbarism critic @barbarismcrit

3 years ago

Jake Tapper interviewed a transgender girl in Idaho who spoke about their anti trans bills. He asked her “why are they wrong to say you should wait til you’re 18 (for hormones)” and she said “because they won’t make it to eighteen without it. I wouldn’t have made it past 14”.

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bennett @ImagineAGuy

3 years ago

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa

3 years ago

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.

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2 x 4 @daveloach2

3 years ago

Kindergartners will stand up like this to announce that they have a drum set at home and it’s really big and they like to play it

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molly @mollyomalleyx

3 years ago

you ever think about how Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got a $30 million podcast deal from Spotify and they haven’t put out a single episode and it’s been over a year and we get an eighth of a penny per stream