Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

Lead Vocalist for Society Burning / Writer / Director / Artist / Librarian / Musician / Professor / Carbon-based Life Form prescient-thought.com The Wasteland Joined March 2010

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Aside from Wolverine, one of my favorite superheroes has always been Shazam: a little kid who can turn into an adult. My superpower is a sort of Shazam in reverse: an adult who can turn into a kid filled with wonder, awe and the belief we can all get along.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Fun Dave Fact 73: My conservative friends are always shocked by how liberal I am. My liberal friends are always shocked by how conservative I am. And I'm all "Dude, I told you I'm a centrist!"

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Life is like a public restroom: Incoming traffic always has right of way.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Remember when corporations had ethics? That was cool.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

In case you're wondering, my gender pronouns are Dude / Dude. Or his Dudeness. Or Duder. Or El Duderino is brevity is not your thing.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Ah, the joy of single serving friends.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Really? My flight to DC is delayed until well after the last train leaves? Just how bad is this shit storm anyway? *checks internet* Anyone got a horse I can ride?

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Chicago, I am in you. Too bad our first tryst is a 3 hour layover. I'll be back. Promise.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

It's not even 8AM and I'm full of whiskey. I must be flying somewhere...

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Anyone else thinking about James Gunn getting fired by Disney and going through about 10+ years of social media reading everything you ever wrote to delete stuff? And then just get all nostalgic, regretting nothing?

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Maybe Donald is still worried about Hillary's emails because he sent her a lot of dick pics? Like 33,000 of them.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Ever notice that Drumpf has a derogatory nickname for everyone except for Putin? Just saying.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Q: What has 80 balls and screws little old ladies? A: Bingo.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

I am firmly of the opinion that methane breathing aliens would find our farts delightful.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

"Meditation is just a staring contest with the void." - Me

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

God I love performing. I feel like I just took a seven day dump.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

God I love performing. I feel like I just took a seven day dump.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Ah, pre-show adrenaline.

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Daveoramma 7.333 @Daveoramma

7 years ago

Pro-Tip: If want to test a mix, I mean really test a mix, play it on the shittiest speakers you can find. And then walk into the other room. Still happy?