Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

has a beard and glasses... Clavius Base, Moon Joined October 2011

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

2 years ago

Every so often, I see that Arn Anderson is trending, and all I can wonder is...did he and Daniel Tosh finally settle their years-long beef??? @danieltosh @TheArnShow

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2 years ago

What do you think, @hwinkler4real ? It's a start, I suppose...

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2 years ago

If Baseball expands again, and the Montreal Expos are not one of the two new franchises... Well, I'm not Canadian myself, so my response will be far from polite, eh?

Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos

2 years ago

If Baseball expands again, and the Montreal Expos are not one of the two new franchises... Well, I'm not Canadian myself, so my response will be far from polite, eh?

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

2 years ago

#USOpen2023 #EndFossilFuels

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2 years ago

We don't need Colonel @RealJimmyHart to tell us: Records are made to be broken, baby, but that don't mean @OfficialHTM isn't still the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time! We thank you for your support!

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

2 years ago

I challenge to @TheRealBuzz to debate me on orbital mechanics...and if he refuses, despite my offer of $16, that's because he is afraid, and knows I have a superior knowledge of spaceflight.

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

2 years ago

RIP SHEIK. RIP LEGEND. WE ARE ALL THE JABRONI TODAY.

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

Aaron Rodgers in the New York media market is going to make Kyrie Irving's odyssey in Brooklyn look like a Stephen Hawking lecture...

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LOGAN WARD 👑 @kingnascar

3 years ago

Everyone thinks that the balloon flying over the US is a Chinese spy balloon. Upon closer inspection it looks like Fanatics is out scoping for new acquisitions 🛰🎈😂

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

3 years ago

"THATS IT" is trending... No argument here...BACK TO WINNIPEG!

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3 years ago

Sadly, my dissertation was rejected by the IRB at the School of Hard Knocks, so I've got a ways to go before I can earn my Doctorate in Thuganomics.

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3 years ago

Sadly, my dissertation was rejected by the IRB at the School of Hard Knocks, so I've got a ways to go before I can earn my Doctorate in Thuganomics.

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

4 years ago

His full name is "Richard William Duncan Pound" He chose "Dick Pound" I'd have gone with "Dick Will Duncan Pound"

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4 years ago

Overall, @dunemovie was pretty impressive...but the final reveal of Shai Hulud was a bit of a letdown... #DuneMovie #Dune #sandworm #shaihulud @RealChalamet @DaveBautista @Zendaya

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4 years ago

I have a very unique Firstname+Lastname combo, but on one episode of Car Talk, someone with the same name (same pronunciation, at least) phoned in with a question, and I must have been called by 50 different people asking if I had been on the show....

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

4 years ago

Happy 50th Birthday, @NPR. I've always said if I won the lottery, I'd donate at least half of it to you, so I could get a "Funded by a Bequest From the William Marianneson Foundation" callout on every episode of @NPRatc ... What's the next Mega Millions jackpot? Prove me wrong!

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

4 years ago

Forever my favorite Far Side, just for the absurdity of it all...

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5 years ago

Bruce Castor is recounting the time he caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. He needed a new heel for his shoe, so, he decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So he tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time...

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5 years ago

I got my second vaccine shot this morning. I'm still wearing a mask, washing my hands and staying away from people... Until the infection rate starts to plummet, I'm being a responsible human, rather than a sociopath...

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Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn @DaveySmart

5 years ago

How dare anyone mock the heroes of the Space Force?! My grandfather, Cmdr. Jeffrey Sinclair bravely piloted his fighter at the Battle of the Line, against overwhelming Minbari forces. 24 hours later, the enemy surrendered, and Earth took its rightful place as a galactic leader!