david @DavidMachineGun
aspiring ghost in the heartland of america Joined May 2008-
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do you ever look at the news and wonder if the civil war started last week?
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if i was the natural prey of some endangered predator species i would be so pissed if i found out humans were going out of their way to protect them and not me
i just tried soon hari for the first time and it feels like im rediscovering freshman year of college all over again
i started taking creatine like a month ago and my stomach got so hard so fast lmao
(knock on wood) tooth pain has progressed from unbearable to bearable
can it take me to my friend's house?
can it take me to my friend's house?
when you get shot like that, do you understand whats happening? or is it all just shapes and feelings and colors then black
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the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages
it's just so annoying that conservatives get to claim the moral high ground just because they're tiny little babies that get scared every time they step foot in a city
yes he is. he is especially on the L train
happy labor day, to celebrate i am performing labor in exchange for money
you can't trust a knife that never talks
am i just depressed or is everything not going to be ok ?
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