Decorhate @Decorhate
Joined June 2010-
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I really need to go to sleep but there is no point trying yet. Still too noisy downstairs....
I can hear words of praise for my curries wafting up the stairs....
@tubsterfroufrou I have a friend who has a grown-up son he hasn't seen since he was similar age. Not entirely his choice but still....
They are back from the pub(s) and VERY noisy. And they have put music on. Tut tut. Will have to send cross text
H has just texted to say he is bringing 15 friends back to ours. Have put on more rice.... He owes me big time!
H has just gone out so have evening to myself (apart from getting kids to bed). Should do something constructive but will prob give in to tv
Back from yet another school open day. Least impressive in terms of facilities but possibly our fav so far due to teaching methods, etc
Am I the only person awake this early on a Sat? Woken @ 6.30 by h bringing me a coffee as he left to go cycling. Would have preferred sleep
Still loving Friday Night Lights - anyone else watch it?
I hate it when there is a random item hanging around the house for ages, u can't figure out what it is for, throw it out & days later....
@BethanBH Thanks for the eyeliner sharpener reccy - got the Bourjois one in Boots yesterday
Making vats of curry for h's boys night out/in tomorrow night. #stepfordwife
How can S2s new school trousers (supposedly bigger) not fit when old ones still do? #Fridaymorningtrousercrisis
Just realised I ordered both in brown - school run coat is black....
After failed shopping trip have ordered 2 prs boots online. Can't be worse than RL selection in my town
Got on a bus going god knows where instead of going into the shop. At least she is home now.
Feel guilty now. Dropped aunt near supermarket after hosp appt (had to rush off for school pick-up) Just spoke & she appears to have....
A couple of people coming over for a drink next week seems to have morphed into a class night out around mine #mug

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