Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy
Modern day philosopher and deep thinker. facebook.com/pages/Fake-Jac… In Deep Contemplation Joined May 2011-
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made me very lost. Gonna ask that old guy directions. .. anyone know where that big tree that fell down in '72 stood? Apparently, I need to go left there....
Always... never..? Never. Never shit where you eat.
Watch this.
@slpng_giants Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham are complicit in driving these conspiracy theories. FOX doesn’t need advertisers but they do need cable subscribers. Time to cut the cord.
I know today has been hard. I can't remember the last time I felt such intense outrage and sadness. We're still here though. We'll get through this.
Retweet if the lockstep 53-47 vote to conduct a coverup instead of a trial made you gag as it did me.
Nation’s Labradoodles Begin Combusting After Regretful Creator Initiates Self-Destruct Sequence Programmed Into Their DNA trib.al/RS6KRTx
A little bird whispered a big idea. A big idea toppled the world.
“This is who he is -- a schoolyard bully who doesn't differentiate between a 16-year-old girl and Joe Biden. Or a Gold Star family. Or a prisoner of war. Or white nationalists and those protesting their ideology of hate.” cnn.com/2019/09/24/pol…
Married. 10 children. "Jesus is my best friend" Family values my ass, @activistmommy1
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Finally people! A video with Bazza in it! It's a banger youtu.be/fNC2L3mFx_4
Religious climate deniers laughing at the extreme cold weather: you are the people who laughed at Noah for building an arc
.@realDonaldTrump Two and a half minutes to midnight people! Come on! We can do it!
If you start a sentence with "When is it ok to....". The answer is NEVER. You're already questioning your motives.
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