I Joke, Thus I Exist @DeeplyDump
Original jokes, no recycled humor—just pure and fresh nonsense. Follow along for daily laughs, because life goes on with laughter. In your notifications Joined February 2025-
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Q: What makes you fall asleep fast? A: Financial planning podcasts. Works better than melatonin. 😴
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I’m multitasking: overthinking, procrastinating, and regretting—simultaneously. 😅 #LifeSkills
My ambition took a coffee break. That was in 2019. ☕ #ComebackSoon
I went to therapy to work on myself… but we just talked about my ex the whole time.
I posted something deep… then deleted it because I’m allergic to sincerity.
Told my date I’m emotionally unavailable. She said, "So is my ex. Let’s talk about him."
I tried to walk away from trouble… but it followed me like a fitness tracker. 🏃♂️
Finally found my comfort zone. Someone just called it laziness.
The smoothie shop hired philosophers... Every blend is a mixed argument.
I texted "I’m fine" and autocorrect suggested "lol ok sure." 📱
Allergic to anti-allergy meds… life’s way of saying, "You can't win, but you can sneeze.
I’m too lazy to read books about procrastination… I’ll get to them eventually.
Q: What’s something you regret? A: Every “I’ll just take a quick nap” that lasted 3 hours. 🕒
I wanted closure, but the door was automatic.
I told my wall a secret. It said, “I’m plastered, bro.”
I told my plant I was sad. It said, “You should leaf the house more.”
I started a gym for blind people… It’s called See You Fit. 🏋️♂️
I tried turning my life around. Now I’m dizzy and unemployed. 😵💫
I Joke, Thus I Exist retweeted
I stared too long at my salad. It said, “Lettuce move on.”
I overthink so much that I even overthink how to stop overthinking.
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