Mike Ask @DefectDriven

.Net developer, music/photography hobbiest defectdriven.com Omaha Joined October 2009

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

4 months ago

Check out this summary of the Joe Rogan Experience with Aaron Rodgers: Cup of Rogan: Aaron Rodgers’ Blitz on Narratives and Truth cupofrogan.com/aaronrodgers

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

4 months ago

Entertaining conversation between Joe Rogan and Guy Fieri - youtube.com/watch?v=NzBNVG… - summary: cupofrogan.com/guyfieri

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

4 months ago

Jimmy Carr joins Joe Rogan - youtube.com/watch?v=r63cwS… - a quick summary here: cupofrogan.com/jimmycarr

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

4 months ago

Sorry @Apple, but #siri is flat out garbage

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Helped vets—paperwork fought back. Inspected hospitals—wait times beat me. Ran a vet fair—no Starlink booths. Wrote a care memo—vets yawned. Tested outreach—no X platform ads. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #VeteransAffairs

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Funded libraries nobody visits—thanks, phones. Approved a textbook that’s obsolete before it’s printed—progress! Dealt with a parent yelling about homework like it’s my fault their kid’s a slacker. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Education

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Pushed sustainable farming, unlike Elon’s ‘burn it all’ vibe. Checked irrigation pipes, not SpaceX fuel lines. Wrote a memo on chickens—Elon would call it ‘protein optimization.’ Inspected barns at 3 a.m.—Elon’s not the only night owl. bulletpointsforelon.com #DOGE #Ag

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Tested radar - detected my lunch break. Reviewed drone footage of nothing happening. Secured bases with locks from the dollar store. Monitored satellites that blink SOS. Ran a cyber drill - hacked by my own coffee maker. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Defense

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Wrote a report nobody reads - energy well spent. Inspected a wind farm—turbines mock my haircut. Approved a coal shutdown - miners hate me now. Studied biofuels—corn’s more useful than me. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Energy #maga

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Stayed up plotting Mars real estate—Earth’s too boring. Ran a tight crew—Elon’s crew ran to Mars. Worked weekends—feds took a three-day holiday. Hired talent—feds hired their nephew. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #PrivateSector

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Sat through a 3-hour meeting on font choices for IRS notices—details matter. Designed a coin to honor bureaucrats—minting my legacy. Filed a report on cafeteria spending—coffee’s a fiscal policy issue. Checked taxes my refund’s a myth. bulletpointsforelon.com #DOGE #Treasury

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Tested online learning—no Starlink required Tested a new bell—kids still ignore it. Pushed literacy—kids still text in emojis. Updated school safety—no laser defense Inspected a classroom with no AC—sweat’s my new cologne. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Education

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Pushed mental health - my shrink's on speed dial. Ran a flu drill - sneezed through it. Funded child care - kids still run wild. Pushed nutrition - my lunch says otherwise. Approved grants - denied by lunch. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #HealthandHumanServices

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Funded retraining—no gigafactory tie-ins. Studied unemployment - I'm next in line. Tested ergonomics - my chair hates me. Checked hours - naps don't count. Pushed overtime—my weekends cried. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Labor

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Guarded airspace - birds don't respect me. Tested a missile that'll never see action. Briefed generals who ignored every word. Wrote a defense strategy—Elon would add laser cannons. Analyzed threats - my inbox is scarier. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Defense

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Boosted trade deals nobody understands. Analyzed supply chains - chaos wins again. Supported startups—none as bold as Elon’s X empire. Analyzed supply chains—Elon would dig tunnels instead. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Commerce

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Inspected a barn that smells worse than my inbox. Planted trees for carbon credits—Elon’s gigafactories take note. Fed cows who don't care about my five - year plan. Approved organic labels for kale nobody wants. bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #Agriculture

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Mike Ask @DefectDriven

6 months ago

Rewrote Tesla firmware in 6 hours—speed is my middle name. Skipped coffee to weld a Starship strut—caffeine's for quitters. Tested a Hyperloop pod in my backyard—DIY R&D. Worked 15 hours straight because Elon's worth it bulletpointsforelon.com #ElonEmail #DOGE #PrivateSector