Mason @Defynorm
I'm the Bearded Tattooed Superman of our time. Here to fight for truth and justice! Who am I kidding, I'm here for the booze and sex. x.com/search?f=realt… Joined July 2011-
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*superglues candy canes to penis and holds up sign that says: "well, it ain't gonna lick itself"
I start the night with a Hairy Navel, a Wet Pussy, Sex on the Beach, and a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall. Then I open Uber and pick something without an Adam's apple to take home.
Your dick is photogenic AF! - said no woman in a DM to me ever
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I really just want someone who makes me feel the same way I do when I’m eating cake.
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Come to the dark side. We have blowjobs. Cookies are overrated.
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I’m that naive as to actually be nude when I say so on the Internet.
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I was always skinny because I never swallowed.
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Guy: I want a divorce. Me: And who are you? Guy: I’m your husband! We live together for 6 years! Me: Hmm.. No way! Are you sure?
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Today I’m wearing black because my enthusiasm just died.
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Me: Are you here to collect my soul? Angel of death: Haha, you still think you have one. After those 1.000.000.000 selfies?! You’re so sweet
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Sorry I stopped sexting you but you changed your AVI.
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Stay on my TL and I'll show you a good time Or someone will Maybe
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I am a man with mild cold. Hear me dying.
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