Ian @DemonOracle

I like soup Ontario, Canada Joined March 2007

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

3 months ago

Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here. Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow. Boss - What time will you get here? Me - Monday.

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

3 months ago

Did you know? By replacing your potato chips and candy bars with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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Stephen King @StephenKing

4 months ago

It's TACO Tuesday!

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Mark Carney @MarkJCarney

4 months ago

Happy Pride, Canada.

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Ian @DemonOracle

4 months ago

Ik leer Nederlands!

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Mushy @MushyTheFish

8 months ago

Live twitch.tv/mushyfortnite_

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Mushy @MushyTheFish

8 months ago

twitch.tv/mushyfortnite_ IM LIVE

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Towelliee @towelthetank

9 months ago

Hello @Warcraft @WarcraftDevs! Plunderstorm is awesome! BUT even for someone like me who can play it all day it only took 5 hours to get all the new rewards. With 4 weeks remaining I will have an excess of about maybe 200K+ unused plunder. Anyway we can find new ways to exchange…

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DonaldFrump @torontobaddy

9 months ago

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TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt

11 months ago

A step by step guide on how to change your vote after the election.

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TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt

a year ago

Hey @SpiritAirlines you need to get your flight attendant in check & you owe them an apology & a refund.

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

a year ago

Happy 100th birthday, President Carter! Thank you for your friendship, your fundamental decency, and your incredible acts of service through the @CarterCenter. Michelle and I are grateful for all you’ve done for this country.