Jordan @Dercause

I follow sports and tweet about them! A Shortfall of Gravitas Joined May 2012

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Jordan @Dercause

a day ago

Mariners vs Tigers! We fucked up the Tigers pitchers before and we can do it again. I was worried about the Indians we didn't do good against them.

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In the last two games, Cal struggles have taken him out of the MVP race 60 might not be enough. Aaron Judge has been dominating, hitting HRs, while Cal's striking out and not getting on base much. He needs to hit at least one more HR to hopefully lock down MVP.

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Jordan @Dercause

7 days ago

I can’t wait for Suárez to leave this team. I just don’t like him in Seattle. He’s really terrible and he knows it too. That’s exactly why we got rid of him; he’s not a good player with us. Suárez is by far the worst player in MLB, but only with Seattle.

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Jordan @Dercause

3 weeks ago

They walked Suarez like he was gonna do something 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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Jordan @Dercause

3 weeks ago

We had the best trade at the deadline to acquire Suarez—every team wanted him. Then we got him, and he became one of the WORST players in baseball. Suarez just plain sucks with the Mariners; he's an awesome player elsewhere, but complete dogshit with us, and that's why we lost.

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Jordan @Dercause

3 weeks ago

If we do walk it off in the 11th we should not be celebrating and just walk straight to the locker room. This game is a embarrassment and should've ended in the 9th. We had so many chances to go up and they look like complete jackasses who somehow can't walk it off or hit.

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Jordan @Dercause

3 weeks ago

Naylor Arozarena Rodriguez Raleigh. I would have this top 4 from now on Naylor and Arozarena always gets on base

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Jordan @Dercause

4 weeks ago

Do you think Suarez hits 50?

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Jordan @Dercause

4 weeks ago

Braves is making Castillo look good what's going on?

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Jordan @Dercause

4 weeks ago

2024: all we need is hitters, we have the pitchers 2025: all we need is pitchers, we have the hitters. If you don't believe that is unlucky you're dumb.

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

2 starts ago Castillo had a 3.19 ERA the best on the rotation. The Mariners have been really unlucky the last couple weeks.

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

Mariners deserves to be 79-57 just like the Tigers who magically became good. Why are the tigers having a successful season and the Mariners are fighting hard for the third WC? It's not fair just plain fucking unluckness. Why did our bullpen suddenly suck? Cursed ass franchise.

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

Almost jinx it my bad

Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

Almost jinx it my bad

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

Mariners have a 16-10 record against the Padres since 2020.

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

When was the last game where the team hit a line drive to CF,RF,LF to end the game? I've never seen that before and I know you guy's haven't either.

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

Why is Castillo throwing 93? He used to throw 98/100

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

September call up who do we get? Hancock is already locked.

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

Is Okada making the team?

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

At this point fuck it, hit them. Start a fight get suspended, and come back unstoppable. Like we did before.

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Jordan @Dercause

a month ago

Steals, base hit, I'm a machine i don't strikeout Steals, base hit, I'm a machine i don't strikeout Steals, base hit, I'm a machine i don't strikeout You know the game MLB the show? They basically turned up the difficulty to legend in real life. This isn't normal Phillies.