DeviledSeggs @DeviledSeggs
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When SEX loses its appeal And your EX is found dead All that's left is X
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When Grok finally gets sick of our shit
I wasn't made for the streets, if you see me on the streets please put me back on the sidewalk
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Apple juice taste like it want to be an alcohol but it's too shy
If reincarnation is a thing, I'm the first version of me
I didn't frantically check the other side of the shower curtain hundreds of times to only come this far
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you never realize how crazy you are until you fall in love
Just learned what an oomf is and that's probably why I don't have any
Please don't yell at me when you're talking to yourself
And to my children I leave 17 unfinished Doordash orders
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Ultimately I have to be brave
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