not Dez Bryant @DezBryant_Ego
Best wide receiver in the NFL. *Original Parody Account* [email protected] The Motha-Fuckin EndZone Joined October 2013-
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Couldn't tweet after the game cuz I was so blackout drunk. Who gives a fuck if I didn't score yesterday we gonna go to da Super Bowl bitches
Went and slashed Terrence Williams' tires this morning. Good luck trying to steal my targets this week jackass #MyBall #DezCepticon #GameDay
I hear Justin Blackmon is suspended indefinitely for substance abuse. SMH that nigga smokin reggie down in Jacksonville too come on bruh.
Oh shit just woke up wtf happened last night? Last thing I remember was slamming Patron with Deion Sanders in the press box at AT&T stadium.
Coach Garrett just told us to take it easy until the game on Sunday. LOL this nigga crazy it's Halloween you best believe I'm finna TURN UP!
Walk into the locker room & Jason Witten starts bitching at me because I'm late. Settle down cracka I was busy fuckin yo bitch. #DezCepticon
Hey @dallascowboys you see the Red Sox celebrating right now? That could be us come February if you would just PASS ME THE GOD DAMN BALL.
Started in the trap, now I'm in the end zone bitch.
Lady at Subway told me I had to pay for my food as I was leaving... Does she not know who the fuck I am? I eat for free in Dallas, bitch.
Coach just told me we have film tonight to prep for Minnesota on Sunday... LOL I played better teams in high school just throw it up to me.
Romo wanted me to stay late after practice and run routes with the offense... Went to the strip club instead cuz
Messing around at practice today snaggin one handers on our shitty D. Making Jason Witten hold my water bottle just because I fucking can.
Woke up next to 5 Cowboys cheerleaders. Hungover as hell finna smoke a J and call up Jerry Jones to bitch about how I'm not gettin the rock.
Dez Bryant I'm Rollin with u!! I love the passion
Did Michael Jordan ask Calvin Johnson to rep his brand while reeling in touchdowns? I don't fuckin think so. Take notes bitches. #GOAT
. @JasonWitten watch how you fuckin talk to me on the sideline white boy. Everyone knows I'm the franchise take a seat next to Miles Austin.
I would have broken that god damn record if I got half as many targets as MegaBitch Calvin Johnson. #DezCepticon
Damn Jerry Jones needs to get this body guard off my dick. Dude literally stands there while I bang the cheerleaders after the game...
Can somebody tell Tony Romo I'm wide fuckin open?
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